I am ready to love and marry a Muslim girl provided she do not ban my pork and my scotch and plus do not ask me to cut off the skin in that delicate place. I am ready to love and marry a Marwari girl provided I am not subjected to vegetarianism for my entire life. I am ready to love and marry an Ahom girl provided she do not subject me to repeated boasting of how great her family was since 1669. I am ready to love and marry a Brahmin girl provided she talks less sweetly and stop acting smart.

June 28, 2013 at 06:59PM via Facebook