DHOOM 3 is releasing in a month from now. It is sure to make Aditya Chopra, Aamir Khan rich. It is also expected to make Navanil Barua and other neurosurgeons rich. Because biker gangs will emulate the stunts and break their heads

November 19, 2013 at 08:55AM via Facebook

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November 18, 2013 at 09:08PM via Facebook

A beautiful song by THE STRANGLERS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs

November 18, 2013 at 08:36PM via Facebook

While reading about Zubeen Garg's birthday , I remembered today is also Kaushik Deka 's birthday. Whooooaa

November 18, 2013 at 02:16PM via Facebook

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead.People around you knows and they are affected. When you are stupid, the same thing happens

November 17, 2013 at 01:42PM via Facebook

Despite big claims by political leaders of NE , they failed big time to lobby for Bharat Ratna for Bhupen Hazarika. I am sure NE politicians made half hearted attempts to lobby for Bharat Ratna or perhaps they did nothing. Mind you, Delhi is not to be blamed here. The blame lies on our leaders

November 17, 2013 at 09:00AM via Facebook

I use social media to express my views on subjects under the sun and above it. My personal life is not reflected here

November 16, 2013 at 10:59PM via Facebook

Thats it. End of Sachin Tendulkar as cricketer. Now comes Sachin Tendulkar, Member of Parliament

November 16, 2013 at 01:44PM via Facebook

Joi Barua profiled in Assam Tribune http://www.assamtribune.com/scripts/showpage.asp?id=nov1613,12,90,156,1077,723

November 16, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook

They say BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. When it comes to the iPhone 5S golden version , it does not matter who the beholder is

November 16, 2013 at 08:58AM via Facebook

Today many people in Assam doing the DANDI MARCH. In search of salt

November 15, 2013 at 03:58PM via Facebook

Tomorrow that short fellow will do for the last time what he does best.He will never take guard again.He will never inspire hope in a hopeless country. He will not be there to truly unite all of India. He will not be there to inspire other greats like he inspired Kohli and Sharma. Tomorrow Tendulkar will bat last. Tomorrow will be a sad day

November 14, 2013 at 07:37PM via Facebook

Aaji Moharram ase neki?

November 14, 2013 at 08:26AM via Facebook

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, AS GREEDY AS A PIG

November 13, 2013 at 09:00PM via Facebook

When Chinese Army reached Bomdila in the 1962 war , there was fear and panic in Assam over imminent Chinese occupation. By that time, Indian Army lost all hopes and was in no position to fight back. In that gloomy moment, with the fates of generations of Assamese at stake, John F Kennedy going against the advices of his counsel decided to back India. He announced that US will help India in all ways possible. To back up his statement he ordered USS Kitty Hawk to move to Bay of Bengal to check Chinese aggression. The Chinese retreated , thereby , saving the fate of Assam and Assamese. WE OWE A LOT TO JOHN F KENNEDY

November 13, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook

It was 2AM and raining. In the empty SanFrancisco street two men sat on a car. One was losing his marriage and the other was pining for a girl who was already hooked. They were at nadir of their lives and they wanted to connect. Connect with people. Share their dreams. And suddenly an idea hit them. An idea that will change their lives , change the lives of million others and change the history of the world. The vodka infused brains of Noah Glass and Jack Dorsey got the idea that would be known to us as TWITTER

November 12, 2013 at 05:07PM via Facebook

In this season of Book Fairs across Assam , I feel, the real flagbearers of Assamese literature now are all women. In recent times, male authors are far behind in quality and popularity as compared to female Assamese authors. Notable female authors Rita Chaudhury , Juri Borah Borgohain and Monalisha Saikia are now miles ahead.

November 12, 2013 at 01:29PM via Facebook

Now retired SC judge accused of sexually harassing an intern. What sentence now?

November 12, 2013 at 09:15AM via Facebook

Aamir Khan came to Assam and spent nearly a week in Tezpur and Kaziranga. What I liked most is that he skipped Guwahati, snubbed the Assamese film industry which secretly harboured the wish to click pictures with Aamir and most importantly did not visit the Mecca of kharkhua celebrities, Terra Maya Love you Aamir

November 11, 2013 at 08:27PM via Facebook

Every guy is Rahul Gandhi in childhood, Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage

November 11, 2013 at 02:03PM via Facebook

#instagram #instagood #food #picoftheday

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GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY: Dasyu Bhaskar , first series of books containing 32 books now available for ₹ 950 . Interested people may get it home delivered. Contact : Lalit Bora +919435258014

November 11, 2013 at 06:55AM via Facebook

The greatest Assamese alive ARNAB GOSWAMI is now in North East Festival

November 09, 2013 at 08:20AM via Facebook

This August I went to the Social Media Meet of Indian National Congress in Delhi. As Rahul Gandhi was set to address us, SPG was very strict.Somehow, I managed to sneak in a lighter and a matchbox. Now, most attendees had cigarettes but nothing to lit up. But I found a place and I had the ignition. News spread about my possessions. At the end of the day, I had an empty matchbox, a diminishing lighter and friends from all the states of India

November 08, 2013 at 08:42PM via Facebook

NORTHEAST FESTIVAL is going on in Delhi. But much Aamir Khan's visit will have much bigger impact. That's star power

November 08, 2013 at 07:45PM via Facebook

A recent survey in Assam : Apuni bhaabe neki Asomt bideshi homosya ase? 20% said hoi ( yes) 80% said --- Baabu ami to Asmiya jaani nai

November 08, 2013 at 03:54PM via Facebook

Do you use a Samsung phone? Is the whistle your sms tone? Ok, listen, everybody hates you

November 08, 2013 at 10:14AM via Facebook

NationalReport.net is a horribly sick website that regularly publishes satires that are sexual in nature. They have been poking fun at Obama's expense for quite sometime but this time Assam became a butt of their jokes. It is better ignored. Reacting to it will show our lack of maturity

November 08, 2013 at 08:32AM via Facebook

Neil Sedaka's immortal OH CAROL. Neil Sedaka dedicated it to his first girlfriend Carole King . Carole responded in a playful manner to the song and composed "OH NEIL" . However OH CAROL remained as an immortal love song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux49UBie-w8

November 08, 2013 at 08:11AM via Facebook

#sweet #instagram #instagood #picoftheday

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Kharkhuas have a tendency to overreact over non issues. Like bandh over a update by a fake profile of Atanu Bhuyannew I just hope there is no ASOM BANDH over the Assam Rape Festival thing. Its a satire and in bad taste but no bandh please

November 07, 2013 at 07:31PM via Facebook

If Narendra Modi becomes PM , I will leave India. If Rahul Gandhi becomes PM, I will leave India. This is not a political update. I just want to travel abroad

November 07, 2013 at 04:19PM via Facebook

If I touch a tender document, the contractor will surely get the contract. If I wish a person before job interview , he is sure to get the job. I bring good luck, in fact great luck to people. You can imagine how lucky my parents and girlfriend are

November 07, 2013 at 03:41PM via Facebook

What ? Aamir Khan will visit Kaziranga but not Jorhat. Now what will Jorhat people speak about for next 10 years? Total injustice it is

November 07, 2013 at 10:04AM via Facebook

Jadu had 50 chocolates. He ate 40 of them. What Jadu have now? Diabetes. Jadu got diabetes #selfthoo

November 05, 2013 at 05:46PM via Facebook

India goes to Mars. Directly overseen by PM Dr. Manmohan Singh

November 05, 2013 at 03:50PM via Facebook

Mr. Rajkumar and Time decided to race. Who won the race? That's not the question.Look at your watch. Time is still running

November 05, 2013 at 01:55PM via Facebook

Bhupen Hazarika was just not a music composer or a literateur.He was an agent of change. An authority that was sentinel of morality for the people living in the land of the rising sun. The guide of harmony and peace. He was a man who made us proud and showed us the path. May his soul rest in peace

November 05, 2013 at 07:31AM via Facebook

December 12th is the birthday of Rajnikanth. That day we will say--- Dear Birthday, Have a happy Rajnikanth #selfthoo

November 04, 2013 at 09:38PM via Facebook

Mr. Rajkumar will bring to us the first SUPERHERO movie in Assamese. Expecting a Bhogali Bihu dhamaka

November 04, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook

What a beautiful article by Siddharth Dhanvant Shanghvi http://www.hindustantimes.com/brunch/brunch-stories/a-letter-to-the-boys/article1-1146527.aspx

November 03, 2013 at 06:19PM via Facebook

My Diwali bonanza MAIN HOON SURYA SINGHAM 2 at 6pm in COLORS. Its the Hindi dubbed version of SINGHAM 2. Hope to be dhamekadaar

November 03, 2013 at 05:28PM via Facebook

After slaying Ravana, Maryada Pursottam Sri Ramchandra returned to Ayodhyay thus ending his 14 years of exile. People of Ayodhyaya lit 14 lamps in their house as Rama's entourage passed by in twilight hours. Thus , Diwali began. Happy Diwali

November 03, 2013 at 04:55PM via Facebook

A man wants his wife to be COMPATIBLE A woman wants her husband to be 1. UNDERSTANDING 2. COMPASSIONATE 3. HONEST 4. LOVING .......... 55. ENGINEER 56. DOCTOR 57. ARCHITECT ......... 456. PLUMBER 457. CARPENTER 458. DRIVER ........ 1000. HANDSOME 1001. FAIR ........ 5746. LOYAL

November 03, 2013 at 12:56PM via Facebook

Rohit Sarma is like Hanuman. He did not know his capabilities until today

November 02, 2013 at 09:49PM via Facebook

Without you, Priyangka Mahanta , I am a lesser man

November 02, 2013 at 07:28PM via Facebook

In KRRISH , Rohit Mehra made a computer that can see the future. He saw that KRRISH 2 will be flop and so they skipped it and made KRRISH 3. KRRISH 3 is a movie that you must collect and preserve for your kids so that they can have a good laugh 20 years later.

November 01, 2013 at 11:06PM via Facebook

In recorded history, the first agitation/revolt took place in Egypt at the time of building the pyramids. Workers demanded onions with their breads. Such is the power of onion. It is not surprising that Government is now offering onions in ration shops in Dibrugarh at a reduced price, even to people without ration cards

November 01, 2013 at 06:35PM via Facebook

Airtel, Aircel and Vodafone all set offer great iPhone plans

November 01, 2013 at 02:08PM via Facebook