November 19, 2013 at 08:55AM via Facebook
Monday, November 18, 2013
http://www3.gehealthcare.in/en/Products/Categories/Ultrasound/Vscan
November 18, 2013 at 09:08PM via Facebook
A beautiful song by THE STRANGLERS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs
November 18, 2013 at 08:36PM via Facebook
While reading about Zubeen Garg's birthday , I remembered today is also Kaushik Deka 's birthday. Whooooaa
November 18, 2013 at 02:16PM via Facebook
Sunday, November 17, 2013
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead.People around you knows and they are affected. When you are stupid, the same thing happens
November 17, 2013 at 01:42PM via Facebook
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Despite big claims by political leaders of NE , they failed big time to lobby for Bharat Ratna for Bhupen Hazarika. I am sure NE politicians made half hearted attempts to lobby for Bharat Ratna or perhaps they did nothing. Mind you, Delhi is not to be blamed here. The blame lies on our leaders
November 17, 2013 at 09:00AM via Facebook
I use social media to express my views on subjects under the sun and above it. My personal life is not reflected here
November 16, 2013 at 10:59PM via Facebook
Thats it. End of Sachin Tendulkar as cricketer. Now comes Sachin Tendulkar, Member of Parliament
November 16, 2013 at 01:44PM via Facebook
Friday, November 15, 2013
Joi Barua profiled in Assam Tribune http://www.assamtribune.com/scripts/showpage.asp?id=nov1613,12,90,156,1077,723
November 16, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
They say BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. When it comes to the iPhone 5S golden version , it does not matter who the beholder is
November 16, 2013 at 08:58AM via Facebook
Today many people in Assam doing the DANDI MARCH. In search of salt
November 15, 2013 at 03:58PM via Facebook
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Tomorrow that short fellow will do for the last time what he does best.He will never take guard again.He will never inspire hope in a hopeless country. He will not be there to truly unite all of India. He will not be there to inspire other greats like he inspired Kohli and Sharma. Tomorrow Tendulkar will bat last. Tomorrow will be a sad day
November 14, 2013 at 07:37PM via Facebook
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, AS GREEDY AS A PIG
November 13, 2013 at 09:00PM via Facebook
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
When Chinese Army reached Bomdila in the 1962 war , there was fear and panic in Assam over imminent Chinese occupation. By that time, Indian Army lost all hopes and was in no position to fight back. In that gloomy moment, with the fates of generations of Assamese at stake, John F Kennedy going against the advices of his counsel decided to back India. He announced that US will help India in all ways possible. To back up his statement he ordered USS Kitty Hawk to move to Bay of Bengal to check Chinese aggression. The Chinese retreated , thereby , saving the fate of Assam and Assamese. WE OWE A LOT TO JOHN F KENNEDY
November 13, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
It was 2AM and raining. In the empty SanFrancisco street two men sat on a car. One was losing his marriage and the other was pining for a girl who was already hooked. They were at nadir of their lives and they wanted to connect. Connect with people. Share their dreams. And suddenly an idea hit them. An idea that will change their lives , change the lives of million others and change the history of the world. The vodka infused brains of Noah Glass and Jack Dorsey got the idea that would be known to us as TWITTER
November 12, 2013 at 05:07PM via Facebook
Monday, November 11, 2013
In this season of Book Fairs across Assam , I feel, the real flagbearers of Assamese literature now are all women. In recent times, male authors are far behind in quality and popularity as compared to female Assamese authors. Notable female authors Rita Chaudhury , Juri Borah Borgohain and Monalisha Saikia are now miles ahead.
November 12, 2013 at 01:29PM via Facebook
Now retired SC judge accused of sexually harassing an intern. What sentence now?
November 12, 2013 at 09:15AM via Facebook
Aamir Khan came to Assam and spent nearly a week in Tezpur and Kaziranga. What I liked most is that he skipped Guwahati, snubbed the Assamese film industry which secretly harboured the wish to click pictures with Aamir and most importantly did not visit the Mecca of kharkhua celebrities, Terra Maya Love you Aamir
November 11, 2013 at 08:27PM via Facebook
Every guy is Rahul Gandhi in childhood, Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage
November 11, 2013 at 02:03PM via Facebook
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Friday, November 8, 2013
The greatest Assamese alive ARNAB GOSWAMI is now in North East Festival
November 09, 2013 at 08:20AM via Facebook
This August I went to the Social Media Meet of Indian National Congress in Delhi. As Rahul Gandhi was set to address us, SPG was very strict.Somehow, I managed to sneak in a lighter and a matchbox. Now, most attendees had cigarettes but nothing to lit up. But I found a place and I had the ignition. News spread about my possessions. At the end of the day, I had an empty matchbox, a diminishing lighter and friends from all the states of India
November 08, 2013 at 08:42PM via Facebook
NORTHEAST FESTIVAL is going on in Delhi. But much Aamir Khan's visit will have much bigger impact. That's star power
November 08, 2013 at 07:45PM via Facebook
A recent survey in Assam : Apuni bhaabe neki Asomt bideshi homosya ase? 20% said hoi ( yes) 80% said --- Baabu ami to Asmiya jaani nai
November 08, 2013 at 03:54PM via Facebook
Thursday, November 7, 2013
Do you use a Samsung phone? Is the whistle your sms tone? Ok, listen, everybody hates you
November 08, 2013 at 10:14AM via Facebook
NationalReport.net is a horribly sick website that regularly publishes satires that are sexual in nature. They have been poking fun at Obama's expense for quite sometime but this time Assam became a butt of their jokes. It is better ignored. Reacting to it will show our lack of maturity
November 08, 2013 at 08:32AM via Facebook
Neil Sedaka's immortal OH CAROL. Neil Sedaka dedicated it to his first girlfriend Carole King . Carole responded in a playful manner to the song and composed "OH NEIL" . However OH CAROL remained as an immortal love song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux49UBie-w8
November 08, 2013 at 08:11AM via Facebook
If Narendra Modi becomes PM , I will leave India. If Rahul Gandhi becomes PM, I will leave India. This is not a political update. I just want to travel abroad
November 07, 2013 at 04:19PM via Facebook
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
What ? Aamir Khan will visit Kaziranga but not Jorhat. Now what will Jorhat people speak about for next 10 years? Total injustice it is
November 07, 2013 at 10:04AM via Facebook
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Jadu had 50 chocolates. He ate 40 of them. What Jadu have now? Diabetes. Jadu got diabetes #selfthoo
November 05, 2013 at 05:46PM via Facebook
India goes to Mars. Directly overseen by PM Dr. Manmohan Singh
November 05, 2013 at 03:50PM via Facebook
Mr. Rajkumar and Time decided to race. Who won the race? That's not the question.Look at your watch. Time is still running
November 05, 2013 at 01:55PM via Facebook
Monday, November 4, 2013
Bhupen Hazarika was just not a music composer or a literateur.He was an agent of change. An authority that was sentinel of morality for the people living in the land of the rising sun. The guide of harmony and peace. He was a man who made us proud and showed us the path. May his soul rest in peace
November 05, 2013 at 07:31AM via Facebook
December 12th is the birthday of Rajnikanth. That day we will say--- Dear Birthday, Have a happy Rajnikanth #selfthoo
November 04, 2013 at 09:38PM via Facebook
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Mr. Rajkumar will bring to us the first SUPERHERO movie in Assamese. Expecting a Bhogali Bihu dhamaka
November 04, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook
What a beautiful article by Siddharth Dhanvant Shanghvi http://www.hindustantimes.com/brunch/brunch-stories/a-letter-to-the-boys/article1-1146527.aspx
November 03, 2013 at 06:19PM via Facebook
My Diwali bonanza MAIN HOON SURYA SINGHAM 2 at 6pm in COLORS. Its the Hindi dubbed version of SINGHAM 2. Hope to be dhamekadaar
November 03, 2013 at 05:28PM via Facebook
A man wants his wife to be COMPATIBLE A woman wants her husband to be 1. UNDERSTANDING 2. COMPASSIONATE 3. HONEST 4. LOVING .......... 55. ENGINEER 56. DOCTOR 57. ARCHITECT ......... 456. PLUMBER 457. CARPENTER 458. DRIVER ........ 1000. HANDSOME 1001. FAIR ........ 5746. LOYAL
November 03, 2013 at 12:56PM via Facebook
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Rohit Sarma is like Hanuman. He did not know his capabilities until today
November 02, 2013 at 09:49PM via Facebook
Friday, November 1, 2013
In KRRISH , Rohit Mehra made a computer that can see the future. He saw that KRRISH 2 will be flop and so they skipped it and made KRRISH 3. KRRISH 3 is a movie that you must collect and preserve for your kids so that they can have a good laugh 20 years later.
November 01, 2013 at 11:06PM via Facebook
In recorded history, the first agitation/revolt took place in Egypt at the time of building the pyramids. Workers demanded onions with their breads. Such is the power of onion. It is not surprising that Government is now offering onions in ration shops in Dibrugarh at a reduced price, even to people without ration cards
November 01, 2013 at 06:35PM via Facebook
Airtel, Aircel and Vodafone all set offer great iPhone plans
November 01, 2013 at 02:08PM via Facebook
Thursday, October 31, 2013
BREAKING NEWS iPhone 5S and iPhone 5C FREE in India from Reliance with 2 year contract
November 01, 2013 at 10:25AM via Facebook
Parents nowadays have two problems 1. What their son download 2. What their daughter upload ( via Vinay Dokania)
October 31, 2013 at 04:34PM via Facebook
Pyaar ke kagaz Pe, Dil ki kalam se, Pehli baar salaam likha, Maine khat mehboob ke naam likha
October 31, 2013 at 04:08PM via Facebook
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Sachin Tendulkar ends his domestic career with a winning 79. The non-striker Dhawal Kulkarni was born on the day he made his FC debut: Dec 10, 1988
October 30, 2013 at 01:48PM via Facebook
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
1991, Paltan Bazar bombings , hundreds died. The perpetrators signed peace treaty and are now rulers of BTC. 2008, October 30 serial blasts , the perpetrators are actively considering entry into politics. Indian judiciary did not take a strong step to give justice to the victims. Its a depressing day, October 30
October 30, 2013 at 10:26AM via Facebook
I do not have a credit card.In a place like Dibrugarh , you don't need a credit card.As I do not have a credit card , I cannot buy paid apps from App Store of Apple. So I asked two persons to help me out, of course , with the promise to pay them back. Well, they did not give the apps as gift to me. This is Assamese people. This evening , I was lamenting about not having paid apps to Tamil man living in Mumbai.Without my asking he sent me iTunes gift card worth Rs 500 , much more than I need. I am touched.
October 29, 2013 at 10:27PM via Facebook
I do not have a credit card.In a place like Dibrugarh , you don't need a credit card.As I do not have a credit card , I cannot buy paid apps from App Store of Apple. So I asked two persons to help me out, of course , with the promise to pay them back. Well, they did not give the apps as gift to me. This is Assamese people. This evening , I was lamenting about not having paid apps to Tamil man living in Mumbai.Without my asking he sent me iTunes gift card worth Rs 500 , much more than I need. I am touched.
October 29, 2013 at 10:27PM via Facebook
Indian National Congress ' internal social media site will undergo maintenace from 12 AM to 4 am. Some features of the site won't be available
October 29, 2013 at 08:43PM via Facebook
Monday, October 28, 2013
In case you feel that future of Assam is bleak just look at the efforts of two men. Shyamkanu Mahanta is an engineer turned entrepreneur who built dams and power projects and also involved in cultural promotion. The latest being NORTH EAST FESTIVAL to be held in early November. Aabhijeet Sharma is President of Asaam Public Works.The only organisation in Assam that do not seek donation and is doggedly pursuing NRC update case in Supreme Court. When Supreme Court will give verdict on NRC case, all credit will go to him. Assam, my friend, has a great future ahead if youths follow these two men. May their tribe increase
October 29, 2013 at 10:27AM via Facebook
German newspaper Der Spiegel revealed that US' National Security Agency spied on 35 world leaders. However, it do not affect India's PM Dr. Manmohan Singh as he do not have a personal email or cellphone. http://mashable.com/2013/10/27/indian-prime-minister-nsa/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link
October 28, 2013 at 07:56PM via Facebook
Let us play a game. Just comment with your name. Rest will follow
October 28, 2013 at 03:55PM via Facebook
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Nobody is talking about the new Assamese film DURJON but it is going housefull in many places. Kudos to the team
October 27, 2013 at 10:04PM via Facebook
In 1962, he was thrown out of Assam as he was a Bengali. Went to Calcutta, read proof for SOVIET DESH. And he wrote. Under a pseudonym. He wrote in a language whose torchbearers ousted him from his land and for those people who hated his identity. Robin Dey became Rongmon and wrote Dasyu Bhaskar, instilling Assamese nationalistic sentiments in the very Assamese people who did not care two hoots for him. Only after his death it was known that Rongmon was actually a Bengali. Decades after his death its time we salute the great soul and restore what he deserved
October 27, 2013 at 04:07PM via Facebook
For previous generation of Assamese there was Dasyu Bhaskar দস্যু ভাস্কৰ The current generation have Mr. RAJKUMAR
October 27, 2013 at 01:19PM via Facebook
Saturday, October 26, 2013
All lives end.All hearts are broken.Caring is not an advantage ---- Mycroft Holmes to Sherlock in the series SHERLOCK
October 27, 2013 at 08:54AM via Facebook
Fights that do not lead to breakup , strengthens the relationship --- Swami Bhaskarananda
October 26, 2013 at 06:33PM via Facebook
Friday, October 25, 2013
Wounded she came, Deep cuts and bruises, Writhing in pain, Thats when I met her, With smile in my face, I started cleaning the bruises, I took the needle And stitched the cuts, Painful it was and she cursed, She howled, she abused me Complaining I m hurting her, I was just stitching away the cuts, But she won't trust me, Till her wound gets healed, Healed they will be And soon enough, I will wait for her , She have fees to pay, Zillion years worth of love
October 26, 2013 at 11:44AM via Facebook
Prasanta Ballav Hazarika when you know you made a mistake you must have the guts to accept your mistake and apologise. Good manners say that once apology is given , you do not retract your apology. You used my trust to save your skin. I know that you know Facebook well. I am now absolutely angry with you for your cheap tactics. I just do not care whether you block me in Facebook or you spread things about me. I just saw what you are. And please do not call me or message me. ( I had no intention to write this update but you forced me to )
October 25, 2013 at 08:35PM via Facebook
As people are updating BBM PIN in Facebook status , I feel sad for those with Windows phone
October 25, 2013 at 04:41PM via Facebook
Thursday, October 24, 2013
At 20, a guy looks for girlfriend for obvious reason. After 40, he look for sisters for the same reason
October 25, 2013 at 11:18AM via Facebook
A gem from Hemanta Kumar Sarmah Gautam Buddha had to invent a new religion to escape his wife. That difficult it is
October 24, 2013 at 11:11PM via Facebook
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Taslima Nasreen banned from entering Assam. Look, she is a Bangladeshi. How can Assam Govt let in a Bangladeshi?
October 23, 2013 at 07:32PM via Facebook
1831- Bankrupt 1832- Defeated in legislature 1834- Bankrupt again 1835- Death of fiancee 1836 - Nervous breakdown 1838- Defeated in legislature 1843, 1846 - Defeated in US Congress Election. 1855- Defeated in US Senate 1856- Defeated in US Vice President election 1858- Defeated again in US Senate election. and 1860- ELECTED PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES. A short profile of ABRAHAM LINCOLN
October 23, 2013 at 05:06PM via Facebook
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Rahul Gandhi to unveil incmanifesto.in today at Alwar, Rajasthan
October 23, 2013 at 10:23AM via Facebook
Trust is like virginity. Once gone you cannot restore it. ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
October 23, 2013 at 09:12AM via Facebook
Reliance Jio communications granted UNIFIED LICENSE. Along with 4G it will now provide voice calls also
October 22, 2013 at 09:03PM via Facebook
Cookery shows in TV will say: Namak swaad anusaar, Pyaaz aukaad anusaar. ( via Wazid Abdul )
October 22, 2013 at 05:54PM via Facebook
My favorite football story involves an Italian player. In 1990 World Cup, he was not included in the side. Following a series of injuries, he barely got into the squad but not in the playing eleven. He appeared as substitute and scored a decisive goal. And boy, the ignored Italian played like there was no tomorrow. Even though Italy came third, World Cup 1990 belonged to Salvatore Schillaci . 6 Goals, Golden Boot , Golden Ball and lots of stories to brag to grandchildren
October 22, 2013 at 05:30PM via Facebook
Monday, October 21, 2013
Yesterday I watched a movie. BOSS it is. The movie is called a masala film but according to me it is a murder mystery. Young Akshay Kumar goes to jail for murder and finally it is found that his father Mithun Chakravarty actually killed. It is such a MINDBLOWING movie that hours after it is over you will have to keep collecting pieces of your mind
October 21, 2013 at 04:39PM via Facebook
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Superb work by brother Manaz Pratim Sarma https://soundcloud.com/manazpratimsarma/clarity-ft-foxes-progressive
October 21, 2013 at 07:36AM via Facebook
Saturday, October 19, 2013
I am not important. I am not special. I am a joker who is good for timepass and whose likes and dislikes should not be given any importance.
October 19, 2013 at 04:29PM via Facebook
Friday, October 18, 2013
I have told Priyangka Mahanta several times that I am the tenth avatar of Vishnu, the Kalki. But look at this ghor kalyug, even she refuses to realise what I am.By default she is praying herself for Lakshmi Puja. Anyways, you simple people, Happy Lakshmi Puja
October 18, 2013 at 06:50PM via Facebook
In the WOW news of 2013, Hugh Jackman has signed up as brand ambassador for MICROMAX
October 18, 2013 at 05:20PM via Facebook
Thursday, October 17, 2013
I was never a fan of Garry Kasparov .I hated him through my years because the world considered him a better player than Vishy Anand. Just a month ago, I started following him in twitter and got an insight to the man he is. God, he is one hell of a man. From chess to politics to life in general , he is a man worth your time. Proud to be his fan
October 18, 2013 at 08:48AM via Facebook
Baadshah Manimugdha got engaged today. Swargadeo graced the occassion. Swargadeo loved the baked fish
October 17, 2013 at 08:04PM via Facebook
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Durga Puja and Eid . Happy times for Hindus and Muslims. Crisis time for goats, buffaloes and cows.
October 16, 2013 at 08:52AM via Facebook
iPhone 5S to cost ₹ 53,500 and iPhone 5C to cost ₹ 41,900 in India. Question is : Which bank should I rob?
October 15, 2013 at 02:57PM via Facebook
Monday, October 14, 2013
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Usha Uthup and Sridevi had little idea that the song NAKABANDI NAKABANDI will go on to become theme song of Durga Puja Vaasaan
October 14, 2013 at 08:22AM via Facebook
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Pablo Picasso , in his struggling years, burnt his paintings to keep himself warm. Strange are the obstacles that great men have to endure
October 12, 2013 at 04:04PM via Facebook
Friday, October 11, 2013
William Windsor was a lance corporaral in British Army till 2009. In 2006, he was demoted to fuselier for his misbehaviour in Queen's Parade. British Press came down heavily on Army for demoting William Windsor and finally he was restored to his post with full honours. Ask me, why so much brouhaha for a lance corporal. It just happens that William Windsor is actually a goat. Yes, a goat which we will sacrifice in Navami and in Bakrid
October 12, 2013 at 10:24AM via Facebook
I did many a foolish things in my life. I did commit many mistakes. But I did one good and brave thing in my life. I went upto Priyangka Mahanta and proposed her. And one fine day she accepted. On this holy day of Mahasthami i ask her, in public, to stay with me and beside me because in my 28 years on earth I never met anyone better than her
October 12, 2013 at 12:21AM via Facebook
No Nobel for Malala? Some reports say its going to Organisation for Prevention of Chemical Weapons
October 11, 2013 at 01:48PM via Facebook
Thursday, October 10, 2013
I do not go to parties. I am discussed in parties. #bragging
October 10, 2013 at 04:49PM via Facebook
Sachin Tendulkar announced his retirement now. Little Master will do many things in life but he will never do what he does best
October 10, 2013 at 03:43PM via Facebook
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
I do not understand why Assamese people living in metros like Delhi, Bangalore by default assume fellow Assamese who live in Assam as backward people.
October 09, 2013 at 09:30PM via Facebook
First of all , my grand salute to KHARKHUA MEDIA of Assam which do not know the difference between Trinity College, Cambridge and Department of Divinity, Cambridge. Now Dr. Ankur Barua is appointed as Faculty of Divinity in Cambridge and not in Trinity College. He will teach Hinduism there , not Physics
October 09, 2013 at 06:53PM via Facebook
We as young kids came across nursery rhymes and children's books. We imbibe those story and they become part of our life. Most often we do not realise that the so called children books and rhymes are not originally meant for children but they are testimony of social and political happenings of the time. Gulliver's Travel is not at all a children's novel.It is actually a blunt political satire. The rhyme BA BA BLACK SHEEP is a protest cry against heavy taxation on wool. Jack and Jill is about King Charles' taxation of liquors. At a tender age we are exposed to political and social events of yore
October 09, 2013 at 06:45PM via Facebook
Waah kya gaana hain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k-VAlIPzKg
October 09, 2013 at 06:26PM via Facebook
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Supreme Court , just now declared that N. Srinivasan can become BCCI President. Hence I am changing my profile picture to the photo of this great man
October 08, 2013 at 03:55PM via Facebook
Monday, October 7, 2013
Kenny Chesney 's old song THERE GOES MY LIFE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP-Sxfntdb4
October 07, 2013 at 06:53PM via Facebook
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Of all great hoaxes that is prevalent in Jorhat, nothing is more interesting than that of Inzamam Ul Haq, yes Inzamam , the Pakistani cricketer. The legend goes that Inzamam's father worked in SBI and later shifted to Pakistan. To add further spice, Inzamam went to 4No. Ward Primary School. ROFL
October 06, 2013 at 11:46AM via Facebook
Friday, October 4, 2013
Happy Agrasen Jayanti. Maharaja Agrasen was a legendary king and the community of Agarwal is believed to be his descendants
October 05, 2013 at 11:32AM via Facebook
2 years ago on this day the man who touched my life died. Rest in Peace Steve Jobs
October 05, 2013 at 10:21AM via Facebook
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Paltan Bazar in Guwahati is marked by hotel after hotel. Paltan Bazar in Dibrugarh is marked by hospital after hospital. There is moolah in Paltan Bazar
October 04, 2013 at 12:42AM via Facebook
Cabinet Committee just cleared Jet-Etihad deal. In facebook parlance, Jet Airways is now in a relationship with Etihad Airways
October 03, 2013 at 08:37PM via Facebook
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
On Gandhi Jayanti, national media remained obsessed with the other Gandhi, Rahul
October 02, 2013 at 08:13PM via Facebook
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
He religiously woke up at 4 am and walked 20 kms everyday. He failed bigtime as a lawyer in India and went on to join a MNC in South Africa. He married a woman much elder to him. He always carried his Ingersoll watch In between he inspired billions and motivated other greats like Martin Luther King Jr and Nelson Mandela. Happy Birthday to greatest man of the millenium Mahatma Gandhi
October 02, 2013 at 07:39AM via Facebook
A man with sugary voice and manners always win over a man with a good heart and bad tongue.
October 01, 2013 at 08:20PM via Facebook
Monday, September 30, 2013
To Bosconians, one of the famous guys of our times ABHIJIT BORA alias BAANDOR BORA is no more. May his soul rest in peace
September 30, 2013 at 08:23PM via Facebook
Sunday, September 29, 2013
My formula to revive Assamese cinema and refresh people's crave. 1. Some people must strive to achieve countrywide or global recognition. 2. After achieving the success must back an Assamese project. 3. This should be coupled with political armtwisting of distributors to liberally screen the movies. Theatres are at the mercy of distributors so it has to be distributors. 4. Mini halls without solid local content will do nothing for industry
September 30, 2013 at 08:51AM via Facebook
From the President of USA to the President of Durga Puja Committee, all men pee on the shower.
September 29, 2013 at 08:35PM via Facebook
LOCAL KUNGFU is an honest effort in Assamese cinema. Shot by a DSLR camera on a shoestring budget, the movie remains one step behind groundbreaking cinema. 1. Editing and camera had vast scope. I would have called it pathbreaking but then GAANDU , directed by Q remains the best 2. The heroine was totally neglected and the social message was not required. However, the movie showcases some of the best martial arts in Indian cinema and the young boy Bonny Deori who plays Bozo has given blinder of a performance
September 29, 2013 at 08:19PM via Facebook
Saturday, September 28, 2013
2014 General Elections can also be called Battle of the Bachelors. Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi. No matter what, India will get a bachelor prime minister
September 29, 2013 at 11:34AM via Facebook
LOCAL KUNGFU screening at 4 pm in RANGGHAR Cinema, Dibrugarh. Hope to see the lovely people of Dibrugarh
September 29, 2013 at 11:30AM via Facebook
All over the world democratic leaders are facing crisis. Obama is at an alltime low. MMS in a spot. David Cameron too facing music in UK. Netanyahu of Israel is losing ground. Only saving grace is Angela Merkel who won again. It seems democratic leaders , if not democracy, is in huge huge trouble across the globe
September 28, 2013 at 10:55PM via Facebook
Getting crazy for iPhone 5S and Macbook Air. Blame goes to Arnab
September 28, 2013 at 10:49PM via Facebook
Friday, September 27, 2013
Before Durga Puja, Rahul Gandhi might become the next Prime Minister of India with JD(U) supporting UPA
September 27, 2013 at 07:53PM via Facebook
Thursday, September 26, 2013
GARAGE Its a place where cars are kept. Perhaps not properly kept. But in these very garages by the Pacific towns of California, young men with dreams and not much money in pocket started to fulfill their dreams. And the dreams of these men changed the world and touched billions of people. In those California garages, crazy young men started HP, APPLE, AMAZON and yes, GOOGLE. Happy Birthday Google
September 27, 2013 at 12:27PM via Facebook
Its time for Assam to buck up. The panel headed by Raghuram Rajan found that Assam is one of the least developed state of India
September 27, 2013 at 12:08PM via Facebook
Canon 550D as camera. ₹ 95000 as production cost. A lovestory villified by a bunch of kungfu experts. LOCAL KUNGFU is releasing today
September 27, 2013 at 08:48AM via Facebook
If someone loves you, that person will always be able to find at least one reason to stay which will negate hundred reasons to leave you. ( via Manaz Pratim Sarma )
September 26, 2013 at 09:13PM via Facebook
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
THE BLACKLIST is a fantastic new tv series.Its first ever episode aired on Sunday and its already in buzz.
September 26, 2013 at 07:03AM via Facebook
Shantanu Dutta , Madhurjya Baruah and Chirantan Mahanta this is like godsent for you guys. Weinstein Company is looking for the next master storyteller http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/weinstein-company-wants-your-original-story-ideas-in-master-storyteller-contest
September 25, 2013 at 07:29PM via Facebook
Government of India will announce a separate pay commission for Armed forces very soon
September 25, 2013 at 12:36PM via Facebook
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
NASA is offering $18000 or Rs 11 lakhs to sleep for 70 days. Lazy ones can apply. https://bedreststudy.jsc.nasa.gov/
September 25, 2013 at 09:15AM via Facebook
Wherever I see, people praising THE LUNCHBOX film. Without doubt it is the best film in years but I am sure many people found it slow and boring without a definite ending. But they are still praising the film in social media. So that they do not appear "uncool" BTW I loved both CHENNAI EXPRESS and THE LUNCHBOX
September 25, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
Do you know the finest example of DAREDEVIL? Its Internet Explorer. It still dares to ask if it can be the default browser
September 24, 2013 at 09:40PM via Facebook
I have always believed and for good reasons that Former Army Chief Gen VK Singh is a crooked person. He attempted a coup detat in January and also made all possible efforts to mar the chances of current chief's ascent to the post. What a shameless Army General we had
September 24, 2013 at 03:26PM via Facebook
Monday, September 23, 2013
Blackberry sold off to consortium led by Fairfax for $ 4.7 Billion
September 23, 2013 at 11:09PM via Facebook
Went to watch PHATA POSTER NIKLA HERO. Returned home determined that I will never watch a Shahid Kapur film again
September 23, 2013 at 10:49PM via Facebook
Alan Turing , is recognised as Father of Modern Computer Science. During World War II he broke the Nazi Enigma. After the war it was discovered that he was a homosexual. Under Section 11 of Criminal Law Amendment Act he was chemically castrated. He died a few years later. In 2013, British Parliament and UK Govt passed a motion to "pardon" him of his crimes. I say, Britain should apologise to this great man whose work formed the basis of the platform on which this update is written
September 23, 2013 at 03:26PM via Facebook
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Yesterday a rape incident occurred in Manchester. Victim : Manchester United Perpetrator : Manchester City
September 23, 2013 at 10:59AM via Facebook
If you want to add me in BBM for Blackberry , iPhone or Android then please send me a request. My new pin is 75d9b894
September 22, 2013 at 12:37PM via Facebook
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Shantanu Dutta I am flabbergasted. THE LUNCHBOX not selected as Indian entry to Oscars.
September 21, 2013 at 07:47PM via Facebook
One kick to the assholes of Oscar Selection Committee of India that did not select THE LUNCHBOX for Indian entry to Oscars. There should be a limit to chutiyapa
September 21, 2013 at 07:46PM via Facebook
Friday, September 20, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
$ 51 trillion is the total debt of the world. So where is the profit going? To Mars?
September 19, 2013 at 09:54PM via Facebook
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
iOS 7 made my phone super sexy. And yes ₹ symbol is embedded in keyboard
September 19, 2013 at 08:34AM via Facebook
Assamese filmmakers and actors complain that Assamese people do not watch Assamese cinema. The problem is that these KHARKHUA MEGASTARS of Assamese cinema do not take the pain to watch world cinema or for that matter European cinema. Hence their work is of third class level and Assamese people as well as respectable awards reject
September 18, 2013 at 09:23PM via Facebook
Samsung Galaxy Note 3 is available for Rs 50 thousand and Samsung's smartwatch Galaxy Gear is available for Rs 23 thousand. I think Samsung has gone MAD
September 18, 2013 at 07:33PM via Facebook
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
John Denver and Johnny Cash sing COUNTRY ROADS in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7rS2CsJAw
September 18, 2013 at 09:03AM via Facebook
RAM JETHMALANI SYNDROME: A chronic disease where a woman wants to be alone with men
September 17, 2013 at 11:13PM via Facebook
Mallika Sherawat sang HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Narendra Modi. I hope she and Modi do not end up like JFK and Marilyn Monroe
September 17, 2013 at 02:54PM via Facebook
Monday, September 16, 2013
What is happening in US NAVY base? Are they terrorists or American crazies?
September 16, 2013 at 09:56PM via Facebook
Sushant Singh Rajput will play the lead role in Sekhar Kapur's next movie PAANI
September 16, 2013 at 07:15PM via Facebook
Narendra Modi successfully reduced Iron Man of BJP to RUST.
September 16, 2013 at 03:07PM via Facebook
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Trying to understand any woman is futile. But then women are not meant to be understood. You love the ones that are close to you and respect all others.
September 16, 2013 at 12:02PM via Facebook
NINA DAVULURI just became the first Indian American to win MISS USA title.She was crowned a few moments ago in the ceremony held at Atlantic City, New Jersey
September 16, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. ( via Ramesh Srivats )
September 16, 2013 at 08:54AM via Facebook
Happy Birthday to Mokshagundam Visvesvaray On his birthday India ( and only India ) observes Engineer's Day
September 15, 2013 at 01:59PM via Facebook
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Dabbawalas of Mumbai never delivers a dabba to a wrong address. Their probability of error is one in six million. But then a dabbawala delivered a dabba to a wrong address. What followed forms the crux of the best film of the year 2013. THE LUNCHBOX is opening on 20th September
September 14, 2013 at 02:03PM via Facebook
After Modi's elevation, Congress to Advani: Advani tum sangharsh karo, Hum tumhaare saath hain
September 14, 2013 at 01:53PM via Facebook
Friday, September 13, 2013
In a good news, 14 Maoists terrorists killed by Odisha Police in Malkangiri
September 14, 2013 at 08:46AM via Facebook
Yesterday AP Singh , lawyer of the 4 men who got death sentence in gangrape case, declared in public that he would have burned his daughter had she stepped out of home at night. It is okay to defend the accused in court but it is unimaginable that Mr. Singh proved himself a misogynist jackass in front of public. Sad part is, AP Singh came out of closet and showed what he is but there are many other misogynist jackass lurking hiding their faces
September 14, 2013 at 08:15AM via Facebook
Kabhi Hua Yeh Bhi Khali Rahon Pe Bhi Tu Tha Mere Saath Kabhi Tujhe Milke Lauta Mera Dil Yeh Khali Khali Haath Yeh Bhi Hua Kabhi Jaise Hua Aabhi
September 14, 2013 at 08:00AM via Facebook
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
"Camels Linked to Spread of Fatal Virus" by DONALD G. McNEIL Jr. via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/12/health/camels-linked-to-spread-of-fatal-virus.html
September 12, 2013 at 07:11AM via Facebook
"Futile Care at Life's End" by NICHOLAS BAKALAR via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/11/futile-care-at-lifes-end/
September 12, 2013 at 12:41AM via Facebook
ARNAB GOSWAMI is the most INFLUENTIAL and FAMOUS Assamese of all time. To stick my neck out, Bhupen Hazarika is a distant second in comparison to Arnab Goswami
September 11, 2013 at 07:20PM via Facebook
This day on 2001 , the twin towers were destroyed in New York and the world changed.
September 11, 2013 at 06:57PM via Facebook
There is no doubt that Narendra Modi is a PATRIOT But he is a patriot who believe in RIOT
September 11, 2013 at 02:36PM via Facebook
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
"How Exercise Can Help Us Eat Less" by GRETCHEN REYNOLDS via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/11/how-exercise-can-help-us-eat-less/
September 11, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook
Apple launched a cheap iPhone last nite and called it iPhone 5C. It is cheap for Apple , not for you
September 11, 2013 at 08:20AM via Facebook
"Getting While the Getting Is Good" by JANE GROSS via NYT Health http://newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/getting-while-the-getting-is-good/
September 11, 2013 at 12:56AM via Facebook
"Graphic Ads Motivate Smokers to Quit" by ANAHAD O'CONNOR via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/graphic-ads-motivate-smokers-to-quit/
September 10, 2013 at 11:11PM via Facebook
Apple just launched the BEST PHONE IN THE PLANET. iPhone 5S.
September 10, 2013 at 11:07PM via Facebook
I caught a thief in Facebook. When I charged him, he blocked me. He was passing off a picture of Bogibeel Bridge as his own click whereas it was clicked by Swopnosri Goswami last year. Poor fellow did not care to check how much the project developed. Moreover there is sand all around in the picture when it is monsoon here
September 10, 2013 at 09:27PM via Facebook
"Myths Surround Breakfast and Weight" by ANAHAD O'CONNOR via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/myths-surround-breakfast-and-weight/
September 10, 2013 at 06:26PM via Facebook
Girls are sometimes referred as CHICK. Beautiful girls are usually referred as RAAPCHIK ---- Swami Bhaskaranda
September 10, 2013 at 03:11PM via Facebook
Monday, September 9, 2013
"Savory Oatmeal Pan Bread" by MARTHA ROSE SHULMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/health/savory-oatmeal-pan-bread.html
September 10, 2013 at 10:41AM via Facebook
"Diabetes Epidemic Grows in China" by DONALD G. McNEIL Jr. via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/health/diabetes-epidemic-grows-in-china.html
September 10, 2013 at 10:41AM via Facebook
"Penicillin Allergies Overblown" by ABIGAIL ZUGER, M.D. via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/09/penicillin-allergies-overblown/
September 10, 2013 at 10:41AM via Facebook
I always have highest respect for Jorhat SP Sanjukta Parashar . She did amazing job as Jorhat SP. She got all the positive media attention she deserved. But now all the praise had gone to her head. The way she hounded Rupjyoti da and now Hemen Bora (advocate) is uncalled for. Hope better sense prevails and she concentrates on curbing car theft and drug menace pf Jorhat. Her zeal in arresting Hemen Bora is just too much.
September 10, 2013 at 10:04AM via Facebook
"New Concerns on Robotic Surgeries " by RONI CARYN RABIN via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/09/new-concerns-on-robotic-surgeries/
September 10, 2013 at 09:26AM via Facebook
"Stem Cell Treatments Overtake Science" by LAURA BEIL via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/health/stem-cell-treatments-overtake-science.html
September 10, 2013 at 05:41AM via Facebook
"Lasker Awards Go to Five Scientists and Gateses" by LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/10/health/lasker-awards-winners-2013.html
September 09, 2013 at 09:56PM via Facebook
Tripura is now the most literate state of India. Kerala in second place
September 09, 2013 at 08:35PM via Facebook
Will the future generations of Assam remember Zubeen Garg's songs as ZUBINDRA SANGEET ?
September 09, 2013 at 07:54PM via Facebook
Sunday, September 8, 2013
"Life's Hard Lessons " by JANE E. BRODY via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/09/lifes-hard-lessons/
September 09, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook
Saturday, September 7, 2013
I do not think Bhupen Hazarika was just a man of music or culture. He was an AGENT OF CHANGE . A visionary who taught unity to multicultural Assam to live in harmony. The very harmony we are losing every day. Listen to his immortal songs and vow to follow the message he left behind. The Bard Of Brahmaputra will then smile from the Unseen Sky
September 08, 2013 at 10:35AM via Facebook
Last night at 12.44 AM world's best stock photography agency SHUTTERSTOCK accepted Vikramjit Kakati as one of its contributors. SHUTTERSTOCK has a rigorous acceptance norms where 7 out of 10 submitted photographs must be qualified.It is evaluated by a panel of judges. Thus he became the first person from Assam to be a Shutterstock contributor and second from NE. Before him Hali Welly of Arunachal Pradesh became the first person from NE to be Shutterstock contributor. CONGRATS TO THE FANTABULOUS Viku Don
September 08, 2013 at 08:21AM via Facebook
I do not believe in WOMEN RIGHTS but I believe with supreme determination that the WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT
September 07, 2013 at 10:30PM via Facebook
There is a tough competition between HIMMATWALA , ISSAQ and ZANJEER as to which is the worst film of the year
September 07, 2013 at 09:15PM via Facebook
"A Cool Classic, Sliced and Diced" by TARA PARKER-POPE via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/a-cool-classic-sliced-and-diced/
September 07, 2013 at 04:11PM via Facebook
"How Exercise Changes Fat and Muscle Cells" by GRETCHEN REYNOLDS via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/31/how-exercise-changes-fat-and-muscle-cells/
September 07, 2013 at 03:56PM via Facebook
I am not going to any Naamghar and offer chickpeas on Tithi of Sankardeva. I am giving my love to my brothers and sisters belonging to all castes and communities of Assam and urge them to stop hating each other. The Guru united us. Let the bhakts not divide themselves
September 07, 2013 at 01:07PM via Facebook
Friday, September 6, 2013
"Online Lessons in Dementia Management" by JUDITH GRAHAM via NYT Health http://newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/05/online-lessons-in-dementia-management/
September 07, 2013 at 09:26AM via Facebook
"Reasons Not to Stretch" by GRETCHEN REYNOLDS via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/03/reasons-not-to-stretch/
September 07, 2013 at 09:26AM via Facebook
Changing my profile picture to that of my friend Himjyoti Talukdar as my mark of highest respect. I could not find any other way to express my happiness and respect for this friend of mine who has received international recognition for his Himalayan task ENAJORI
September 07, 2013 at 07:23AM via Facebook
When you are in love even the fart of your lover smells like Calvin Klein perfume
September 06, 2013 at 11:25PM via Facebook
"The Punishment for Being Publicity-Shy" by A. O. SCOTT via NYT Movies http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/movies/salinger-a-documentary-by-shane-salerno.html
September 06, 2013 at 05:04PM via Facebook
Thursday, September 5, 2013
"A Delicate Balance Tested" by STEPHEN HOLDEN via NYT Movies http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/movies/touchy-feely-explores-family-emotions.html
September 06, 2013 at 12:19PM via Facebook
"A Billionaire’s Story" by DANIEL M. GOLD via NYT Movies http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/movies/the-ultimate-life-shows-what-money-can-and-cannot-buy.html
September 06, 2013 at 11:19AM via Facebook
If there is God , then he knows that in my years on earth I never ever had malice towards anyone. I do give unsolicited advice and that is my biggest problem.
September 06, 2013 at 10:57AM via Facebook
"Putting the Sex in Homosexuality" by STEPHEN HOLDEN via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/movies/newfest-of-gay-films-opens-at-lincoln-center.html
September 06, 2013 at 09:19AM via Facebook
For people in Char Area , Guwahati is New York. For people in New York, Guwahati is Char Area.
September 05, 2013 at 01:15PM via Facebook
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
"Some Fruits Are Better Than Others" by NICHOLAS BAKALAR via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/04/some-fruits-are-better-than-others/
September 05, 2013 at 03:42AM via Facebook
"Cucumber, Melon and Watermelon Salad" by MARTHA ROSE SHULMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/04/health/cucumber-melon-and-watermelon-salad.html
September 05, 2013 at 03:42AM via Facebook
Galaxy Note 3 and Galaxy Gear smartwatch launched a minute ago
September 04, 2013 at 10:44PM via Facebook
Bholi Bhaali Ladki Khol tere Dil ki Pyaar wali khidki Ho Ho Ho Ho ( old song)
September 04, 2013 at 08:30PM via Facebook
"A Look Behind What You Hear" by MANOHLA DARGIS via NYT Movies http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/09/04/movies/la-maison-de-la-radio-by-nicolas-philibert.html
September 04, 2013 at 05:04PM via Facebook
BASIC INSTINCT and SAGAR were probably the most rented video cassette movies in India
September 04, 2013 at 02:57PM via Facebook
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
"What to Do if Your Child Tears an A.C.L." by GRETCHEN REYNOLDS via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/04/what-to-do-if-your-child-tears-an-a-c-l/
September 04, 2013 at 11:11AM via Facebook
Sony Xperia Z1 and Galaxy Note 3 will be launched today in Berlin
September 04, 2013 at 08:09AM via Facebook
There are some people who try to harm my personal life by saying nonsense about me to my girlfriend Priyangka Mahanta . My last warning , STOP SPEAKING. I will go to any extent , legal or illegal, to destroy the person who attempts to hurt my personal life. So do not poke around my affairs
September 03, 2013 at 09:24PM via Facebook
"Values Conflict at the End of Life" by PAULA SPAN via NYT Health http://newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/03/values-conflict-at-the-end-of-life/
September 03, 2013 at 05:56PM via Facebook
"Cucumber Raita" by MARTHA ROSE SHULMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/health/cucumber-raita.html
September 03, 2013 at 03:56PM via Facebook
"Cucumber Salad With Asian Flavors" by MARTHA ROSE SHULMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/05/health/cucumber-salad-with-asian-flavors.html
September 03, 2013 at 03:56PM via Facebook
When will there be a cricket match in India? Because RUPEE will go up during toss only
September 03, 2013 at 02:00PM via Facebook
Monday, September 2, 2013
Microsoft is now married to Nokia. For $ 7.17 billion Microsoft bought Nokia's cellphone business
September 03, 2013 at 09:19AM via Facebook
"Exploring Gender and Sexuality" by STEPHEN HOLDEN via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/movies/exploring-gender-and-sexuality.html
September 02, 2013 at 05:04PM via Facebook
"A Kingmaker for Documentaries" by NICOLAS RAPOLD via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/movies/thom-powerss-routine-for-toronto-festival.html
September 02, 2013 at 05:04PM via Facebook
"Amazingly Sweet Slow-Roasted Tomatoes" by MARTHA ROSE SHULMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/26/health/amazingly-sweet-slow-roasted-tomatoes.html
September 02, 2013 at 02:41PM via Facebook
Sunday, September 1, 2013
"Lohan Skips Venice to Focus on Health" by ADAM W. KEPLER via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/02/movies/lohan-skips-venice-to-focus-on-health.html
September 02, 2013 at 12:04PM via Facebook
"Keeping Cancer a Secret" by MIKKAEL A. SEKERES, M.D. via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/keeping-cancer-a-secret/
September 02, 2013 at 09:26AM via Facebook
Its confirmed that the bastard Bassad used Sarin gas against his own people. Its time to go against this bastard
September 01, 2013 at 06:46PM via Facebook
Jasper Newton Daniel was born in September 1846. Exact date unknown. Mr.Daniel was popularly known as Jack Daniel , the maker of Jack Daniel's whiskey. His legacy lived on and whiskey connoisseurs around the world celebrate September as Jack Daniel's Month. In India , however, we make a little deviation. On 5th September we celebrate Teacher's Day. Cheers
September 01, 2013 at 05:43PM via Facebook
You said ure sleepy at 10PM. Why is ur last seen at 1:30AM? Are you cheating on me? #WhatsappTalks
September 01, 2013 at 05:14PM via Facebook
So wake me up when it's all over When I'm wiser and I'm older All this time I was finding myself And I didn't know I was lost ---- Avicii
September 01, 2013 at 04:53PM via Facebook
"Portrait of the Artist Behind Apple" by MANOHLA DARGIS via NYT Movies http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/08/16/movies/ashton-kutcher-in-a-biopic-about-steve-jobs.html
September 01, 2013 at 02:49PM via Facebook
Saturday, August 31, 2013
"Family Problems With Delicate Solutions" by JOHN ANDERSON via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/movies/mother-of-george-a-film-by-andrew-dosunmu.html
September 01, 2013 at 12:19PM via Facebook
Today is 1st of September. I am afraid kharkhuas and kharkhuas trying to be cool will spam me with "Wake me up when September ends " status update. Its passe guys
September 01, 2013 at 07:58AM via Facebook
"Dress Up Your Salad With Grains" by TARA PARKER-POPE via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/30/dress-up-your-salad-with-grains/
September 01, 2013 at 05:26AM via Facebook
"Share Your Breast Cancer Stories" by TARA PARKER-POPE via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/29/share-your-breast-cancer-stories/
September 01, 2013 at 12:26AM via Facebook
Delhi gangrape perpetrator given only 3 years in prison. Rapist Asaram ,self styled godman , yet to be arrested for raping a girl. I have only this to say--- Tum jai bolo jai, Bharat mata ki jai, Sone ki chidiya, dengue Malaria Gurr bhi hai gobar bhi, Bharat mata ki jai
August 31, 2013 at 10:36PM via Facebook
Friday, August 30, 2013
Yesterday David Cameron became the second British Prime Minister to lose a war motion in House of Commons. The motion was to join US to wage war against Syria. The first British PM to lose war motion was Lord Frederick North in 1782. Then the British MPs refused a war against US
August 30, 2013 at 07:59PM via Facebook
There is NO SPECIFIC TREATMENT for DENGUE. So stay safe from mosquitoes. Do not blame doctors and break hospitals if a patient die.
August 30, 2013 at 07:18PM via Facebook
India Wants To Know.Flipkart ad inspired by Arnab Goswami : http://youtu.be/zrF-iaB5ahE
August 30, 2013 at 02:41PM via Facebook
Not at all motivated to watch SATYAGRAHA . Reviews are also negative. I am waiting for SHUDH DESI ROMANCE and GRAND MASTII
August 30, 2013 at 02:00PM via Facebook
Thursday, August 29, 2013
"Living With Cancer: Is It Back?" by SUSAN GUBAR via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/29/living-with-cancer-is-it-back/
August 30, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook
Blaming Islam for terrorist Yasin Bhatkal is similar to blaming Hinduism for rapist Asaram
August 30, 2013 at 09:11AM via Facebook
A vast majority of Indians go hungry, get malnourished. When the malnourishment figures come everybody guns for the government. Now India has Food Security Bill, an attempt to say goodbye to hunger in India. Before you criticise it, think of the poor. Growth in industry did not benefit them. IT growth did not make them rich. Here is an attempt to address the issue of the country. India is a welfare state. This is how welfare is done
August 29, 2013 at 07:22PM via Facebook
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
So I am faster than NDTV . Yasin Bhatkal arrested. One of the biggest asshole and bastard of India finally nabbed. Jai Hind. Kudos to RAW
August 29, 2013 at 10:43AM via Facebook
In uncomfirmed reports, it is believed that Indian intelligence agencies nabbed Indian Mujahideen leader and a bastard Yasin Bhatkal.
August 29, 2013 at 10:32AM via Facebook
Blackberry is all set to release BLACKBERRY MESSENGER in Apple's iPhone. In that case we have a fruit salad
August 29, 2013 at 10:19AM via Facebook
Radha on the dance floor Radha likes to party Radha likes to move that sexy Radha body Because its Krishna's birthday
August 28, 2013 at 10:33PM via Facebook
Whenever I am sad I go and sit by the bank of the Brahmaputra.The best thing about Brahmaputra is that no matter what, you like it or you hate it, you depend on it or you do not depend on , it will keep flowing. Untamed and raw. Brahmaputra teaches me not to give a damn to the world and its ways. If someday I leave this godforsaken Assam I will only miss the Brahmaputra
August 28, 2013 at 09:19PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
To Sudama he is Sakha Krishna , the best of friend. To Radha he is Kanha, the lover To Jarasandha he is Ranchoddas , one who leaves the battlefield To Arjuna he is Parthasarathi , the charioteer Krishna is Everything and in Everywhere Happy Birthday Sri Krishna
August 28, 2013 at 08:53AM via Facebook
You see a nice dress in the showroom, just because you have liked it, it do not become yours. You see a cashier counting notes in bank, just because you have seen it, the money do not belong to you You see a street side vendor make delicious snacks, just because you have seen it you have no right to eat it. Then why the fuck you harass and rape a woman just because you have seen her. Shame on us, the Indian men
August 27, 2013 at 08:59PM via Facebook
Take a Kharkhua newspaper. Cut it into two with scissors. You have two modern kharkhua kobita.
August 27, 2013 at 03:11PM via Facebook
Dreams are those that come at night while sleeping, If it keeps you wide awake, its not a dream but tension
August 27, 2013 at 12:59PM via Facebook
Monday, August 26, 2013
YOU HAD ME AT HELLO In the closing scenes of the movie JERRY MAGUIRE , Tom Cruise tells Renee Zellweger that he loves her. Dorothy played by Zellweger says- "Shut up.Just shut up. You had me at hello" The phrase went on to become one of the most romantic phrase in movies
August 27, 2013 at 10:32AM via Facebook
People who are allergic to Congress are depressed. They know Food Security Bill just ensured Congress coming back to power. Poor Congress haters
August 27, 2013 at 10:01AM via Facebook
Sonia Gandhi admitted to ICU of Cardio-Neuro Centre of AIIMS sometime ago. May she recover fast
August 26, 2013 at 11:05PM via Facebook
Food Security Bill is being debated in Parliament. Bye Bye hunger. #FoodForAll
August 26, 2013 at 03:20PM via Facebook
Sunday, August 25, 2013
On 21st of August I flew to Delhi to attend National Social Media Conclave organised by Indian National Congress. AICC invited me keeping in mind my consistent promotion of Congress party in social media over the years. The conclave witnessed presentations from Manish Tewari, Shahshi Tharoor, Ajay Maken, Twitter India head Rishi Jaitley, Facebook India Analyst Anjan Anthony Awasthi. It was a great learning experience especially from the head of Twitter and FB's Anjan
August 26, 2013 at 08:53AM via Facebook
Poor guy. Must watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1155tIrcvE
August 25, 2013 at 01:59PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
One kick to the FEMALES who are publicly wishing HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN TO ALL MY BROTHERS. Arrey bhai, if you have no time then do not wish.Why club all brothers and wish? If you want to wish , wish each and every brother individually. Be a good sister and not a celeb.
August 21, 2013 at 09:03AM via Facebook
WTF the most dreaded day for single guys in India extended to one more day.This is injustice #RakshaBandhan
August 20, 2013 at 08:57PM via Facebook
Arrey yaar now I am committed to a girl. Yet only a married sister tied rakhi and another married sister wished over FB. This is bad girls
August 20, 2013 at 08:34PM via Facebook
Monday, August 19, 2013
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Duniya bhar ki WORLD PHOTOGRAPHY DAY se mera kya waasta, Mere mehboob ki tasveer dikh jaaye, Mere World ka Photography Day ho jaaye
August 19, 2013 at 10:23AM via Facebook
In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio felicitas. In wine there is truth, in beer there is joy. Amen!
August 18, 2013 at 07:35PM via Facebook
People living in Rukminigaon, Hatigaon, Gurgaon are GAONLIA or what?
August 18, 2013 at 04:52PM via Facebook
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Some years ago Hrishikesh Mali and myself participated in a quiz show in Guwahati.That very day Mit Chowdhury was mastering a quiz in Tezpur and hence many quizzers were absent from the Guwahati quiz. At the end of the quiz, we came third and was given a huge box as prize. Back home when I opened the box, I was amazed to see its contents.It was Sunfeast biscuits and 3 notebooks and yes a badge of one of the sponsors Indian Bamboo Board. The badge read "WORLD BAMBOO DAY"
August 18, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
These days my condition is like this boy in the Vodafone ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Tlgu7TYwk
August 18, 2013 at 08:38AM via Facebook
Friday, August 16, 2013
There are many reasons why Kharkhuas are such COWARDS. First came the Moamoria Rebellion. Then came the MAAN ( Burmese) Then came the British After that came Indian Army to crush post agitation insurgency. All these factors impacted the psyche of Kharkhuas over centuries and thus they lost all self confidence and stuck with the bowl of khaar
August 17, 2013 at 12:00PM via Facebook
Aam Admi ki kismat Aam ki tarah hote hain. Chuse jaate hain yaa phir kate jaate hain
August 16, 2013 at 10:13PM via Facebook
Heathrow Airport put on high alert after information on "breast implant " suicide bomber
August 16, 2013 at 03:24PM via Facebook
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Politicians claiming that he is honest is equal to Sunny Leone claiming she is virgin ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
August 16, 2013 at 10:48AM via Facebook
Government of India is formulating a detailed policy on Conflict of Interest for All India Service officers
August 16, 2013 at 10:01AM via Facebook
This Independence Day got my independence from my spectacles
August 15, 2013 at 08:08PM via Facebook
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Jagiroad Ka Naseeruddin Shah. O lala O lala tu hain meri fantasy
August 14, 2013 at 04:05PM via Facebook
RIP the sailors of INS Sindhurakshak. It is India's most tragic peacetime naval accident
August 14, 2013 at 02:55PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
LALU to RABRI : I Love You RABRI: I Love You too. Their 9 kids : Bas karo Tumlog. Property mein aur hissedar nahin chahiye
August 13, 2013 at 11:25PM via Facebook
Monday, August 12, 2013
APSC or Assam Public Service Commission today advertised in all major newspapers of Assam about Civil service posts. Since it is all about serving the state of Assam , I am hoping the communities that are asking for separate state like Bodos and Karbis will NOT APPLY for APSC exams. After all they are demanding new states for themselves.No point applying to serve Assam
August 13, 2013 at 08:34AM via Facebook
Once an American ,a Japanese , an Assamese and a Bangladeshi went on top of Eiffel Tower. American threw dollar notes from top.Because there is lot of money in America Seeing this Japanese threw his gadgets as there are lot of gadgets in Japan. Seeing this the Bangladeshi fell on the feet of the Assamese man asking him not to throw him
August 12, 2013 at 11:34PM via Facebook
Regarding Kashmir I know only one thing The part of Kashmir we have, Pakistan will never get. And we will never get Pakistan Occupied Kashmir
August 12, 2013 at 11:00PM via Facebook
Sorry Shantanu Dutta our trip to Bangkok stands cancelled. From now on, I can go to any place on earth except Bangkok
August 12, 2013 at 02:53PM via Facebook
Sunday, August 11, 2013
According to OUTLOOK magazine, Akhil Gogoi is the son of Assam CM Tarun Gogoi
August 11, 2013 at 05:07PM via Facebook
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Wooing an Assamese girl is like dealing with Indian bureaucracy. Neither YES nor NO ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
August 11, 2013 at 11:05AM via Facebook
Dr. Himanta Biswa Sarma revolutionised healthcare, generated so much employment, TET teachers, sent doctors to villages and yet the ungrateful people did not care to give a misscall to a number and vote him as most influential Assamese. Very very ungrateful people these Kharkhuas are.
August 10, 2013 at 08:50PM via Facebook
Friday, August 9, 2013
Outlook's Most Influential Assamese is Badruddin Ajmal. God bless Kharkhuas
August 10, 2013 at 10:33AM via Facebook
Some people with sense of cinema are criticising #ChennaiExpress but no critic in this world can ever explain charisma. Shahrukh Khan is charismatic.He is not in movie business to please artistic sensibilities of some people. He is an entertainer and a businessman who need to earn the moolah. By the way, the film is superhit and critics can go to bring oil
August 10, 2013 at 08:49AM via Facebook
August 2013 is a big month for India's defence establishment. INS Arihant, India's first nuclear powered ballistic submarine went critical last night. Also INS Vikramaditya is all set to be commissioned.INS Vikramaditya is India's second aircraft carrier. Jai Hind
August 10, 2013 at 08:08AM via Facebook
Thursday, August 8, 2013
As my friend Shantanu puts it Humein kya waasta Ghalib, Zamaane bhar ki Eid se, Hamaara chaand dikh jaaye, Hamari Eid ho jae
August 09, 2013 at 10:58AM via Facebook
To the most beautiful girl I ever saw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8XkLrErSHw
August 08, 2013 at 04:42PM via Facebook
You , my friend, this song is for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0t7C0gBXaA
August 08, 2013 at 04:34PM via Facebook
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Single guy in Facebook is like dog in monsoon. ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
August 07, 2013 at 08:49PM via Facebook
The first newsletter of WITHCONGRESS is out. It features yours truly http://www.withcongress.com/newsletters/01.html
August 07, 2013 at 08:34PM via Facebook
I morally support the demand of Bodoland. Let Bodos and Assamese stay in peace as neighbours instead of living under same roof as distrusting brothers
August 07, 2013 at 02:16PM via Facebook
Two Pakistani soldiers killed today. Are we on war with Pakistan?
August 07, 2013 at 02:12PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Hey Frndz , Eid r karane moi aji bahut shopping korilu. Tumaluke ki ki kinila? #GirlieUpdate
August 06, 2013 at 10:35PM via Facebook
Monday, August 5, 2013
After the English defeated French, the soldiers were seen cheering for Robin instead of King John. So the King declared him outlaw and banished to Sherwood Forest. And there in Sherwood Forest, the Merrymen of Sherwood Forest was formed. That is how the legend of RobinHood begun
August 05, 2013 at 04:38PM via Facebook
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Assam has always been in unrest. Someone somewhere always got a problem or two. That because of diverse population. Nowadays due to electronic media there is exposure to the unrest. Otherwise unrest has been significant feature of Assam. It is amazing that despite all these Assam still survives
August 05, 2013 at 10:41AM via Facebook
Saturday, August 3, 2013
In some hours from now people around the world will exchange friendship bands to celebrate one of the most wonderful relation a human can have with another human. Let us forget our petty differences, colour of skin, faith, shape of our bodies. Let us forget the pain of the past. Let us make new friends. Raise a toast to our old friends. Because friends are precious.And for all the friends - We will not go quietly into the night. We will fight.Joke. Party. Today we celebrate FRIENDSHIP DAY
August 04, 2013 at 12:10AM via Facebook
Of all big surprises Barak Valley people never ever asked for a separate state.The reason is simple--- the Hindu Bengalis fear that in a separate state they will have to live under a Muslim CM so it is better to remain a part of Assam.Atleast a Hindu CM is ensured. That is why Barak Valley never demand for separate state no matter how much they hate the Assamese people
August 03, 2013 at 08:20PM via Facebook
The official page of Indian National Congress launched today http://www.facebook.com/IndianNationalCongress
August 03, 2013 at 05:50PM via Facebook
Friday, August 2, 2013
The separation of Mizoram, Meghalaya etc from Assam a few decades ago and the current demand of Bodos and Karbis to separate out of Assam shows that the ASSAMESE PEOPLE are very unpopular and is actually are considered VILLAINS. The fault lies in some Assamese people who impose Assamese language on others
August 02, 2013 at 10:00PM via Facebook
Thursday, August 1, 2013
NSUI Dibrugarh has setup HELPLINE NUMBERS for Ragging Dibrugarh University - 9577859264 9577519872 For all colleges 9706406191 9706340069 9613500321
August 02, 2013 at 09:05AM via Facebook
The entire economy of Assam is sustained by Tinsukia, Dibrugarh, Sivasagar, Guwahati. Of these Dibrugarh is the highest contributor. What is there in Karbi Anglong? What is there in Bodoland or for that Goalpara, Dhubri, NC Hills. Absolutely nothing.No economy. No political contribution i.e MPs or MLAs. If I had absolute power, I would have loved to give statehood without even demand.
August 01, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook
Vikramjit Kakati bought an Android phone recently. How can a man buy a mobile just to keep it switched off and that too a smartphone?
August 01, 2013 at 04:27PM via Facebook
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Welcome to 29th state of India, Telengana. Manmohan Singh did it
July 30, 2013 at 06:43PM via Facebook
Monday, July 29, 2013
Profile Picture changed to that of Backstreet Boys as they release their comeback album IN A WORLD LIKE THIS. Their songs enthralled me in my teen years that were void of internet, facebook and tension. Only dreams and romance drove me aided by the songs of this band. My salute to the band as they make a comeback
July 30, 2013 at 08:02AM via Facebook
There is something wrong with European railway. First France, then Spain, then Italy and now Switzerland. Crash after crash
July 29, 2013 at 11:47PM via Facebook
Top 3 rankholders of Assam goes to NASA Assam Police goes SATYANASA BTW today is 55th birthday of NASA
July 29, 2013 at 07:22PM via Facebook
Joi Barua 's article in Assam Tribune http://www.assamtribune.com/scripts/showpage.asp?id=jul2713%2C10%2C87%2C165%2C1083%2C798
July 29, 2013 at 06:24PM via Facebook
Two men are favorites of all Indian girls Her Daddy And the friendly neihgbourhood Phuskawala. ----- Swami Bhaskarananda
July 29, 2013 at 04:40PM via Facebook
Sunday, July 28, 2013
RT @ndtv: Food Security Bill a historic step: Rahul Gandhi http://buff.ly/16bd8FK …
July 29, 2013 at 10:49AM via Facebook
Sarbananda Sonowal is campaigning a lot in Lakhimpur Loksabha seat. He is trying his luck there because he knows he cannot defeat Paban Singh Ghatowar in Dibrugarh. So he ran away to fight against Rani Narah. If I know Rani Narah well, she will play her cards late and will emerge victorious. And mind you, Rani Narah has a trump card which she will play at last moment
July 28, 2013 at 05:56PM via Facebook
Saturday, July 27, 2013
This week's released films are just the stages of love: 1. Nasha 2. Issaq 3. Love U Soniyo 4. Bajatey Raho ( via KRK)
July 28, 2013 at 08:59AM via Facebook
Obesity is not because it runs in the family It is because no in the family runs
July 28, 2013 at 08:40AM via Facebook
What a Kelasical interview of Mr.Rajkumar . All credit goes to Siddharth Chintu Hazarika
July 27, 2013 at 10:33PM via Facebook
Maybe it's the way she walked, straight into my heart and stole it Through the doors and past the guards, just like she already own it I said can you give it back to me, she said never in your wildest dreams And we danced all night to the best song ever We knew every line now I can't remember How it goes but I know that I won't forget her Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
July 27, 2013 at 08:38PM via Facebook
Friday, July 26, 2013
ISSAQ is the BEST FILM in the history of cinema. Not Indian cinema but in the history of world cinema. Because if you can watch the whole film then you must have patience of a saint. I watched the movie with Badshah of Boiragimoth Anwaruddin Ahmed. Watch it and you will discover that RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG is a classic
July 26, 2013 at 09:47PM via Facebook
WIFE One day I will marry.Maybe my wife will be beautiful. Maybe she is sleeping now or maybe busy in classes or in office. Maybe she is single. Maybe she has a boyfriend. Maybe that guy is good or maybe he is bad. Whatever be it, right now my wife do not know what I am doing or feeling. But she is there in her world. Perhaps happy. But one day I will enter her world and will marry her. I may not be able to give her all the wealth in the world but she will certainly get all the love my heart holds. I still do not know who she is
July 26, 2013 at 05:00PM via Facebook
Thursday, July 25, 2013
In 2011 , the entire media and people in Facebook wrote about Anna Hazare, worshipped him and with chest thumping declared "I am Anna" At that time, I criticised Anna Hazare and made fun of his fans and said that after a few months Anna Hazare will be totally forgotten and so will be his Lokpal. Today in 2013, Anna Hazare is a forgotten. Hence it is proved that most people just follow the fashion of glorifying someone. Same will happen with Narendra Modi
July 25, 2013 at 09:32PM via Facebook
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
I will never write a word against ULFA no matter how much they kill innocent Assamese people. Why? Because tomorrow I will write something and they will come and kill me. Who will protect me? Assam Police. ROFL It is better to keep quiet. After all I want to be a Saint. Not a martyr
July 24, 2013 at 10:12PM via Facebook
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
iPhone is like the most beautiful girl in the town. She maybe moody but any given day you will never miss a chance to date her. #oldupdate
July 24, 2013 at 09:53AM via Facebook
India is a country of ass lickers. Some lick the ass of Rahul Gandhi and some lick that of Narendra Modi.
July 23, 2013 at 11:00PM via Facebook
No matter how busy a man is he always find time for women. ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
July 23, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook
Monday, July 22, 2013
As Kate Middleton goes into labour, Elizabeth II will become the second British monarch in history to witness the birth of great grandchild. Before her Queen Victoria witnessed the birth of her great grandchild Edward VIII. Edward VIII became King of England but abdicated his throne to marry the love of his life.Edward VIII happens to be uncle of Elizabeth II.
July 22, 2013 at 01:55PM via Facebook
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Today is 21st July. One month later it will be 21st August. That day is the most feared day for boys. 21st August is Rakhi Day
July 21, 2013 at 05:13PM via Facebook
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
India is a joke in Maldives, A foe in Sri Lanka A doubt in Bangladesh A shrug in Nepal A snigger in Pakistan A taunt in China ---- MJ Akbar
July 20, 2013 at 11:40AM via Facebook
It was in August 2011, NEWSLIVE was under attack over a false update by a fake profile of Atanu Bhuyan and Newslive was blocked out by cable companies. And then came the story of Kisan Upadhaya , a US citizen born in Guwahati who lost his mother 40 years ago. Given the circumstances I did not believe that he will meet his mother ever.But he did.Thanks to Newslive. And thanks to the two amazing and humane officers of Assam Police Pranabjyoti Goswami and Rajen Singh , Kisan met his mom. How he struggled in life?How he met his mom? Its all there in his autobiography THE LAST ORANGE. Releasing today at 3PM
July 20, 2013 at 08:14AM via Facebook
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
It is in my fate that I get punished for crimes I did not commit from people close to my heart
July 17, 2013 at 10:03PM via Facebook
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