Sunday, March 31, 2013

If you are really a SOCIAL WORKER and genuinely help people in need then you must 1. NEVER CLICK PICTURES OF YOUR GOOD DEEDS 2.YOU MUST NEVER SHARE IN SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. If you do either of them then sorry to say you are just doing drama to get popularity or access to powerful officers and politicians and eventually to get some award. Thank You

March 31, 2013 at 09:45PM via Facebook

Tomorrow is the best day to propose a girl. All Fools Day

March 31, 2013 at 09:31PM via Facebook

Do you know who benefitted most from SYNDICATE? Its Khushwant Singh. His articles are syndicated across publications. In Assam, as far as I know there is no syndicate

March 31, 2013 at 05:35PM via Facebook

One lady asked me why do I make females target of my jokes? The answer is simple. WOMEN are far better human beings than men. No women ever started a war or a riot.No woman scheme or manipulate things that may harm humanity. Women give birth and nurture the generations. Ofcourse, they are not perfect. I just make fun of the little imperfections they have. Its just my way of saluting womenfolk.

March 31, 2013 at 01:03PM via Facebook

Saturday, March 30, 2013

In another bitter sweet news Prasanta Ballav Hazarika will be going for his last day at job in DAINIK JANASADHARAN. In fact, he will be leaving Dibrugarh FOREVER. In a few days he will be joining a prestigious media organisation in Guwahati. I spent some really great moments with him.I will miss my elder bro and an amazing bottle friend. Wishing him all the best

March 31, 2013 at 10:16AM via Facebook

Shame on us.The Indian male. The Foreign Office of United Kingdom has issued this advisory to protect British citizens from sex crime in India. https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/india/safety-and-security

March 31, 2013 at 09:10AM via Facebook

#Easter #breakfast #instagallery #instagram #love #iphone #india #tags4likes #bliss

Photographer Extraordinaire, Momo Connoisseur, Chartered Engineer, Former Engineer of Indian Railways, Web Developer , PhD fellow of IIT,Guwahati , Ex-Bosconian , ex boyfriend and current husband of Bobby and proud father of Google Vikramjit Kakati celebrates his birthday today.

March 31, 2013 at 08:31AM via Facebook

Christmas= Cakes Bihu= Pitha Diwali= Mithai Me Dam Me Phi= Pork Eid= Sewai and Biriyani Easter= ANDAAAAAAA I love eggs.

March 31, 2013 at 08:03AM via Facebook

You are a COMMUNIST until you become rich. You are a FEMINIST till you get married. You remain ATHEIST until the aeroplane starts falling. (Excerpt from "Hypocrite Diaries" and shared by Rachit Seth )

March 30, 2013 at 10:07PM via Facebook

One kick to Assam Police and CRPF who is doing HOUSE SEARCH in Sualkuchi. If they and the person ordering the house search have a DICK , then he must do HOUSE SEARCH in middle of Kaziranga

March 30, 2013 at 08:12PM via Facebook

Ladki chahe pate ya naa pate Mera Dil hamesha Duliajan rehta hain

March 30, 2013 at 04:26PM via Facebook

Mona Darling. You made my saturday

March 30, 2013 at 02:55PM via Facebook

Friday, March 29, 2013

Chali Jaati hain woh beauty parlour me aise, Maqsad hain Misaal e Hoor hona, Par nadaan Begum ko kaun samjhaye , Ke mumkin nahin KISHMISH ka ANGOOR hona. ( Inspired by the incomparable Jyoti Prakash Sarmah )

March 30, 2013 at 10:19AM via Facebook

O Kharkhua girls, read this story of Marissa Mayer and learn something.She is the CEO of Yahoo! in case you don't know. Why I am telling you about her? She is beautiful.She is intelligent and she is a CEO of a Fortune 500 company http://leanin.org/stories/marissa-mayer/

March 30, 2013 at 09:00AM via Facebook

#WHflowerpower

#WHflowerpower

Vishal Keshan

#self #iphone

Went to International Bodo Conference held near my place. A thought came.Why don't the Brahmins hold some Brahmin conference and melas like this? I would love to see some Baamun girls

March 29, 2013 at 09:48PM via Facebook

I do not have girlfriend. I have bottle friends. Almost everywhere

March 29, 2013 at 03:45PM via Facebook

Tumhari dhadkanien tumhara dil sunein Tumhari saans mein lagi kapkapi Na gajre bune juhi mogra Toh let it be Hamara dil Pyaar mein haara Bechara dil Hamara dil Pyaar mein haara..

March 29, 2013 at 03:40PM via Facebook

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Asshole Asad Madani how dare you call Himanta Biswa Sarma communal? Who the hell are you? What have you done for poor Muslims of the country? Come face me in a debate with facts and figures. I will prove that you are the biggest enemy of Muslims.

March 29, 2013 at 12:28PM via Facebook

There were three charges against him. 1.Opposing the nation. 2.Opposing the taxes 3.Making himself a king Pontius Pilate, acquitted him but had to refer to King Herod as he was from Galilee.Herod questioned him, he got no answer.So again Pilate had to step in.He sentenced him to flogging and then release.But the crowd at the court of Pontius Pilate cried CRUCIFY HIM.CRUCIFY HIM. And thus the Roman governor bowed down and written a sentence-- JESUS OF NAZARETH, KING OF JEWS IS HEREBY SENTENCED TO CRUCIFIXATION . It was Friday. Good Friday

March 29, 2013 at 10:31AM via Facebook

All boys become doctors whenever they see an update of girl who has fallen sick

March 29, 2013 at 12:09AM via Facebook

I can see holi photos of females but I do not "looking hot" "looking sexy" comments from males. Ehhh sab sudhar gaye kya?

March 28, 2013 at 11:19PM via Facebook

What I like about Justice Markandeya Katju is that he is driven by what his HEART says. Thats what drives me. Sometimes people will love you and sometimes they will hate you. Public opinion is fickle. But your heart always speak the truth to you.

March 28, 2013 at 09:27PM via Facebook

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Its time to say GOODBYE. Love you.

March 28, 2013 at 08:28AM via Facebook

You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, 'Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness.' You call yourself a free spirit, a 'wild thing,' and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself

March 27, 2013 at 08:24PM via Facebook

Sirs and Ma'ms, I am still SINGLE. The IN A RELATIONSHIP prank was played with my own second profile to have some fun. Just a naughty idea. However, I would really love it if someone loves me.

March 27, 2013 at 04:54PM via Facebook

Hii, I changed my relationship status.Do check

March 27, 2013 at 01:40PM via Facebook