September 01, 2013 at 12:19PM via Facebook
Saturday, August 31, 2013
"Retracing a Long and Winding Road" by DAVE ITZKOFF via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/movies/freda-kelly-recalls-her-days-of-working-with-the-beatles.html
September 01, 2013 at 10:49AM via Facebook
Today is 1st of September. I am afraid kharkhuas and kharkhuas trying to be cool will spam me with "Wake me up when September ends " status update. Its passe guys
September 01, 2013 at 07:58AM via Facebook
"Dress Up Your Salad With Grains" by TARA PARKER-POPE via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/30/dress-up-your-salad-with-grains/
September 01, 2013 at 05:26AM via Facebook
"Share Your Breast Cancer Stories" by TARA PARKER-POPE via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/29/share-your-breast-cancer-stories/
September 01, 2013 at 12:26AM via Facebook
Delhi gangrape perpetrator given only 3 years in prison. Rapist Asaram ,self styled godman , yet to be arrested for raping a girl. I have only this to say--- Tum jai bolo jai, Bharat mata ki jai, Sone ki chidiya, dengue Malaria Gurr bhi hai gobar bhi, Bharat mata ki jai
August 31, 2013 at 10:36PM via Facebook
Friday, August 30, 2013
"New Uses for Cucumbers" by MARTHA ROSE SHULMAN via NYT Health http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/02/health/cucumber-and-radish-salad-with-yogurt-and-cumin.html
August 31, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook
"A Jaded Boomerang Returns" by NICOLAS RAPOLD via NYT Movies http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/08/30/movies/kristen-bell-on-poolside-patrol-in-the-lifeguard.html
August 31, 2013 at 09:04AM via Facebook
Yesterday David Cameron became the second British Prime Minister to lose a war motion in House of Commons. The motion was to join US to wage war against Syria. The first British PM to lose war motion was Lord Frederick North in 1782. Then the British MPs refused a war against US
August 30, 2013 at 07:59PM via Facebook
There is NO SPECIFIC TREATMENT for DENGUE. So stay safe from mosquitoes. Do not blame doctors and break hospitals if a patient die.
August 30, 2013 at 07:18PM via Facebook
India Wants To Know.Flipkart ad inspired by Arnab Goswami : http://youtu.be/zrF-iaB5ahE
August 30, 2013 at 02:41PM via Facebook
Not at all motivated to watch SATYAGRAHA . Reviews are also negative. I am waiting for SHUDH DESI ROMANCE and GRAND MASTII
August 30, 2013 at 02:00PM via Facebook
Thursday, August 29, 2013
"Living With Cancer: Is It Back?" by SUSAN GUBAR via NYT Health http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/29/living-with-cancer-is-it-back/
August 30, 2013 at 10:56AM via Facebook
Blaming Islam for terrorist Yasin Bhatkal is similar to blaming Hinduism for rapist Asaram
August 30, 2013 at 09:11AM via Facebook
A vast majority of Indians go hungry, get malnourished. When the malnourishment figures come everybody guns for the government. Now India has Food Security Bill, an attempt to say goodbye to hunger in India. Before you criticise it, think of the poor. Growth in industry did not benefit them. IT growth did not make them rich. Here is an attempt to address the issue of the country. India is a welfare state. This is how welfare is done
August 29, 2013 at 07:22PM via Facebook
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
So I am faster than NDTV . Yasin Bhatkal arrested. One of the biggest asshole and bastard of India finally nabbed. Jai Hind. Kudos to RAW
August 29, 2013 at 10:43AM via Facebook
In uncomfirmed reports, it is believed that Indian intelligence agencies nabbed Indian Mujahideen leader and a bastard Yasin Bhatkal.
August 29, 2013 at 10:32AM via Facebook
Blackberry is all set to release BLACKBERRY MESSENGER in Apple's iPhone. In that case we have a fruit salad
August 29, 2013 at 10:19AM via Facebook
"Ron Howard Switches Gears, Again" by CHARLES McGRATH via NYT Movies http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/movies/making-a-pit-stop-in-formula-one-with-rush.html
August 29, 2013 at 10:19AM via Facebook
Radha on the dance floor Radha likes to party Radha likes to move that sexy Radha body Because its Krishna's birthday
August 28, 2013 at 10:33PM via Facebook
Whenever I am sad I go and sit by the bank of the Brahmaputra.The best thing about Brahmaputra is that no matter what, you like it or you hate it, you depend on it or you do not depend on , it will keep flowing. Untamed and raw. Brahmaputra teaches me not to give a damn to the world and its ways. If someday I leave this godforsaken Assam I will only miss the Brahmaputra
August 28, 2013 at 09:19PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
To Sudama he is Sakha Krishna , the best of friend. To Radha he is Kanha, the lover To Jarasandha he is Ranchoddas , one who leaves the battlefield To Arjuna he is Parthasarathi , the charioteer Krishna is Everything and in Everywhere Happy Birthday Sri Krishna
August 28, 2013 at 08:53AM via Facebook
You see a nice dress in the showroom, just because you have liked it, it do not become yours. You see a cashier counting notes in bank, just because you have seen it, the money do not belong to you You see a street side vendor make delicious snacks, just because you have seen it you have no right to eat it. Then why the fuck you harass and rape a woman just because you have seen her. Shame on us, the Indian men
August 27, 2013 at 08:59PM via Facebook
Take a Kharkhua newspaper. Cut it into two with scissors. You have two modern kharkhua kobita.
August 27, 2013 at 03:11PM via Facebook
Dreams are those that come at night while sleeping, If it keeps you wide awake, its not a dream but tension
August 27, 2013 at 12:59PM via Facebook
Monday, August 26, 2013
YOU HAD ME AT HELLO In the closing scenes of the movie JERRY MAGUIRE , Tom Cruise tells Renee Zellweger that he loves her. Dorothy played by Zellweger says- "Shut up.Just shut up. You had me at hello" The phrase went on to become one of the most romantic phrase in movies
August 27, 2013 at 10:32AM via Facebook
Sonia Gandhi admitted to ICU of Cardio-Neuro Centre of AIIMS sometime ago. May she recover fast
August 26, 2013 at 11:05PM via Facebook
Food Security Bill is being debated in Parliament. Bye Bye hunger. #FoodForAll
August 26, 2013 at 03:20PM via Facebook
Sunday, August 25, 2013
On 21st of August I flew to Delhi to attend National Social Media Conclave organised by Indian National Congress. AICC invited me keeping in mind my consistent promotion of Congress party in social media over the years. The conclave witnessed presentations from Manish Tewari, Shahshi Tharoor, Ajay Maken, Twitter India head Rishi Jaitley, Facebook India Analyst Anjan Anthony Awasthi. It was a great learning experience especially from the head of Twitter and FB's Anjan
August 26, 2013 at 08:53AM via Facebook
Poor guy. Must watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1155tIrcvE
August 25, 2013 at 01:59PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
One kick to the FEMALES who are publicly wishing HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN TO ALL MY BROTHERS. Arrey bhai, if you have no time then do not wish.Why club all brothers and wish? If you want to wish , wish each and every brother individually. Be a good sister and not a celeb.
August 21, 2013 at 09:03AM via Facebook
WTF the most dreaded day for single guys in India extended to one more day.This is injustice #RakshaBandhan
August 20, 2013 at 08:57PM via Facebook
Arrey yaar now I am committed to a girl. Yet only a married sister tied rakhi and another married sister wished over FB. This is bad girls
August 20, 2013 at 08:34PM via Facebook
Monday, August 19, 2013
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Duniya bhar ki WORLD PHOTOGRAPHY DAY se mera kya waasta, Mere mehboob ki tasveer dikh jaaye, Mere World ka Photography Day ho jaaye
August 19, 2013 at 10:23AM via Facebook
In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio felicitas. In wine there is truth, in beer there is joy. Amen!
August 18, 2013 at 07:35PM via Facebook
People living in Rukminigaon, Hatigaon, Gurgaon are GAONLIA or what?
August 18, 2013 at 04:52PM via Facebook
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Some years ago Hrishikesh Mali and myself participated in a quiz show in Guwahati.That very day Mit Chowdhury was mastering a quiz in Tezpur and hence many quizzers were absent from the Guwahati quiz. At the end of the quiz, we came third and was given a huge box as prize. Back home when I opened the box, I was amazed to see its contents.It was Sunfeast biscuits and 3 notebooks and yes a badge of one of the sponsors Indian Bamboo Board. The badge read "WORLD BAMBOO DAY"
August 18, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
These days my condition is like this boy in the Vodafone ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Tlgu7TYwk
August 18, 2013 at 08:38AM via Facebook
Friday, August 16, 2013
There are many reasons why Kharkhuas are such COWARDS. First came the Moamoria Rebellion. Then came the MAAN ( Burmese) Then came the British After that came Indian Army to crush post agitation insurgency. All these factors impacted the psyche of Kharkhuas over centuries and thus they lost all self confidence and stuck with the bowl of khaar
August 17, 2013 at 12:00PM via Facebook
Aam Admi ki kismat Aam ki tarah hote hain. Chuse jaate hain yaa phir kate jaate hain
August 16, 2013 at 10:13PM via Facebook
Heathrow Airport put on high alert after information on "breast implant " suicide bomber
August 16, 2013 at 03:24PM via Facebook
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Politicians claiming that he is honest is equal to Sunny Leone claiming she is virgin ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
August 16, 2013 at 10:48AM via Facebook
Government of India is formulating a detailed policy on Conflict of Interest for All India Service officers
August 16, 2013 at 10:01AM via Facebook
This Independence Day got my independence from my spectacles
August 15, 2013 at 08:08PM via Facebook
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Jagiroad Ka Naseeruddin Shah. O lala O lala tu hain meri fantasy
August 14, 2013 at 04:05PM via Facebook
RIP the sailors of INS Sindhurakshak. It is India's most tragic peacetime naval accident
August 14, 2013 at 02:55PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
LALU to RABRI : I Love You RABRI: I Love You too. Their 9 kids : Bas karo Tumlog. Property mein aur hissedar nahin chahiye
August 13, 2013 at 11:25PM via Facebook
Monday, August 12, 2013
APSC or Assam Public Service Commission today advertised in all major newspapers of Assam about Civil service posts. Since it is all about serving the state of Assam , I am hoping the communities that are asking for separate state like Bodos and Karbis will NOT APPLY for APSC exams. After all they are demanding new states for themselves.No point applying to serve Assam
August 13, 2013 at 08:34AM via Facebook
Once an American ,a Japanese , an Assamese and a Bangladeshi went on top of Eiffel Tower. American threw dollar notes from top.Because there is lot of money in America Seeing this Japanese threw his gadgets as there are lot of gadgets in Japan. Seeing this the Bangladeshi fell on the feet of the Assamese man asking him not to throw him
August 12, 2013 at 11:34PM via Facebook
Regarding Kashmir I know only one thing The part of Kashmir we have, Pakistan will never get. And we will never get Pakistan Occupied Kashmir
August 12, 2013 at 11:00PM via Facebook
Sorry Shantanu Dutta our trip to Bangkok stands cancelled. From now on, I can go to any place on earth except Bangkok
August 12, 2013 at 02:53PM via Facebook
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Ok here is my story. We met in twitter. We chatted in Whatsapp. We talked over Skype. Then we met. Then again Skype,whatsapp and phone. Aur phir pyar ho gaya
August 12, 2013 at 12:05PM via Facebook
According to OUTLOOK magazine, Akhil Gogoi is the son of Assam CM Tarun Gogoi
August 11, 2013 at 05:07PM via Facebook
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Wooing an Assamese girl is like dealing with Indian bureaucracy. Neither YES nor NO ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
August 11, 2013 at 11:05AM via Facebook
Dr. Himanta Biswa Sarma revolutionised healthcare, generated so much employment, TET teachers, sent doctors to villages and yet the ungrateful people did not care to give a misscall to a number and vote him as most influential Assamese. Very very ungrateful people these Kharkhuas are.
August 10, 2013 at 08:50PM via Facebook
Friday, August 9, 2013
Outlook's Most Influential Assamese is Badruddin Ajmal. God bless Kharkhuas
August 10, 2013 at 10:33AM via Facebook
Some people with sense of cinema are criticising #ChennaiExpress but no critic in this world can ever explain charisma. Shahrukh Khan is charismatic.He is not in movie business to please artistic sensibilities of some people. He is an entertainer and a businessman who need to earn the moolah. By the way, the film is superhit and critics can go to bring oil
August 10, 2013 at 08:49AM via Facebook
August 2013 is a big month for India's defence establishment. INS Arihant, India's first nuclear powered ballistic submarine went critical last night. Also INS Vikramaditya is all set to be commissioned.INS Vikramaditya is India's second aircraft carrier. Jai Hind
August 10, 2013 at 08:08AM via Facebook
Thursday, August 8, 2013
As my friend Shantanu puts it Humein kya waasta Ghalib, Zamaane bhar ki Eid se, Hamaara chaand dikh jaaye, Hamari Eid ho jae
August 09, 2013 at 10:58AM via Facebook
To the most beautiful girl I ever saw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8XkLrErSHw
August 08, 2013 at 04:42PM via Facebook
You , my friend, this song is for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0t7C0gBXaA
August 08, 2013 at 04:34PM via Facebook
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Single guy in Facebook is like dog in monsoon. ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
August 07, 2013 at 08:49PM via Facebook
The first newsletter of WITHCONGRESS is out. It features yours truly http://www.withcongress.com/newsletters/01.html
August 07, 2013 at 08:34PM via Facebook
Two Pakistani soldiers killed today. Are we on war with Pakistan?
August 07, 2013 at 02:12PM via Facebook
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Hey Frndz , Eid r karane moi aji bahut shopping korilu. Tumaluke ki ki kinila? #GirlieUpdate
August 06, 2013 at 10:35PM via Facebook
Monday, August 5, 2013
After the English defeated French, the soldiers were seen cheering for Robin instead of King John. So the King declared him outlaw and banished to Sherwood Forest. And there in Sherwood Forest, the Merrymen of Sherwood Forest was formed. That is how the legend of RobinHood begun
August 05, 2013 at 04:38PM via Facebook
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Assam has always been in unrest. Someone somewhere always got a problem or two. That because of diverse population. Nowadays due to electronic media there is exposure to the unrest. Otherwise unrest has been significant feature of Assam. It is amazing that despite all these Assam still survives
August 05, 2013 at 10:41AM via Facebook
Saturday, August 3, 2013
In some hours from now people around the world will exchange friendship bands to celebrate one of the most wonderful relation a human can have with another human. Let us forget our petty differences, colour of skin, faith, shape of our bodies. Let us forget the pain of the past. Let us make new friends. Raise a toast to our old friends. Because friends are precious.And for all the friends - We will not go quietly into the night. We will fight.Joke. Party. Today we celebrate FRIENDSHIP DAY
August 04, 2013 at 12:10AM via Facebook
Of all big surprises Barak Valley people never ever asked for a separate state.The reason is simple--- the Hindu Bengalis fear that in a separate state they will have to live under a Muslim CM so it is better to remain a part of Assam.Atleast a Hindu CM is ensured. That is why Barak Valley never demand for separate state no matter how much they hate the Assamese people
August 03, 2013 at 08:20PM via Facebook
The official page of Indian National Congress launched today http://www.facebook.com/IndianNationalCongress
August 03, 2013 at 05:50PM via Facebook
Friday, August 2, 2013
The separation of Mizoram, Meghalaya etc from Assam a few decades ago and the current demand of Bodos and Karbis to separate out of Assam shows that the ASSAMESE PEOPLE are very unpopular and is actually are considered VILLAINS. The fault lies in some Assamese people who impose Assamese language on others
August 02, 2013 at 10:00PM via Facebook
Thursday, August 1, 2013
The entire economy of Assam is sustained by Tinsukia, Dibrugarh, Sivasagar, Guwahati. Of these Dibrugarh is the highest contributor. What is there in Karbi Anglong? What is there in Bodoland or for that Goalpara, Dhubri, NC Hills. Absolutely nothing.No economy. No political contribution i.e MPs or MLAs. If I had absolute power, I would have loved to give statehood without even demand.
August 01, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook
Vikramjit Kakati bought an Android phone recently. How can a man buy a mobile just to keep it switched off and that too a smartphone?
August 01, 2013 at 04:27PM via Facebook
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