May 01, 2013 at 11:01AM via Facebook
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Sixto Rodriguez is a native of Detroit.He sang songs.And he was anything but popular. However, in South Africa he became wildly popular. More popular than Beatles or any other band or musician. His South African fans believed that he committed suicide.However, two fans decided to find the story of their idol.They travelled to USA looking for Rodriguez's grave. What they found is that he is very much alive but poor. The story of the two fans who come in search of Rodriguez is captured in one of the best documentary ever. SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN. Watch it
April 30, 2013 at 10:01PM via Facebook
It seems I have become a native of Heartbreak Island. Staying since August 2012
April 30, 2013 at 01:02PM via Facebook
Monday, April 29, 2013
Have you seen Assam Cricket Association's Gen Secy Bikash Barua's photoshopped photo with SRK and Deepika Padukone? Having known Mr.Bikash Barua , I do not blame him at all. But I would like to slap the computer guy who did the stupid photoshop and I would like to kick the so called journalists sitting in newsdesks of Assamese papers who published the photo and the news without verifying. In this age of internet, such bloopers are horrendous. As for Mr. Bikash Barua , I have this ---- "Nuarisu aru dei"
April 30, 2013 at 09:01AM via Facebook
Sunday, April 28, 2013
We can learn good life lessons from movies like THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and IRONMAN 3. The superheroes,the extraordinary men we see FAIL.They reach the nadir, the lowest point of their lives. What make them superhero is not their costumes,nor the flashy gadgets and cars. They become SUPERHEROES by not accepting their defeat,by not staying in the pit they are thrown into. They rise,they fight and they win. Most importantly,they tell us, there is a SUPERHERO inside us
April 29, 2013 at 11:32AM via Facebook
Fire in India's largest missile range Chandipur of DRDO Hope my friend Atreya is safe
April 29, 2013 at 06:49AM via Facebook
DANIEL DAY LEWIS AS "OBAMA" . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyU213nhrh0
April 28, 2013 at 10:39PM via Facebook
AAMSU invited Rockybul Hussain to their meeting and while he was delivering speech shoes and sandals were thrown at him and he had to leave the venue unceremoniously. In a democracy and civil society such nonsense should not be tolerated. I hope Assam Government take strictest possible action against the miscreants
April 28, 2013 at 05:52PM via Facebook
I condemn shoe throwing at Rockyda ( Rockybul Hussain) by AAMSU activists
April 28, 2013 at 05:42PM via Facebook
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Megha Kashyap is my Social Welfare Mata. Parul Deka is my Social Welfare Maahi. Good girls both of them.
April 28, 2013 at 11:34AM via Facebook
Once upon a time a girl fell in love with a guy who happened to be my acquintance. They dated,ate and slept together.One day, the boy dumped the girl. Days later, the girl saw me talking with her ex. I do not know what she did to her ex-lover but she tells everybody she knows that I am a bad boy. Trust me , I never even touched her.
April 28, 2013 at 10:21AM via Facebook
Just saw an old lady lying in rain in Guwahati. But not a single NGO and Facebook Social activists are there to help her. Shame on you, buggers of Guwahati
April 27, 2013 at 10:15PM via Facebook
Kaushik Deka on conman Sudipta Sen http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/sudipta-sen-chit-fund-scam-in-kolkata-cbi-trinamool-congress/1/267871.html
April 27, 2013 at 09:31PM via Facebook
Friday, April 26, 2013
Apne gam ki Numaish na kar, Apne Nasib ki Azmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere paas Khud ayega, Har roz Usse paane ki khawaish na kar, Taqdeer badal jayegi apne aap hi dost, Muskurana seekh le, Wajah ki talash na kar -------------------------- Never show your grief Never try your luck What is yours, will definitely come to you So do not be desperate everyday O my friend, the wheel of fortune will turn Learn to smile Never look for the reason
April 27, 2013 at 08:20AM via Facebook
One thousand kisses to Prabal Pijush Bhikharia for being the brand new Superintendent of Tax. I hope he will be lenient towards me in future.
April 26, 2013 at 08:30PM via Facebook
Well, her friends and family advised her to stay away from me. Gave her a new toy But she is addicted to banned substance
April 26, 2013 at 07:47PM via Facebook
My friend Sarfraz Ahmed 's wife MIRZANA HUSSAIN topped APSC. Now I will make Sarfaraz poor. Party time
April 26, 2013 at 05:51PM via Facebook
Thursday, April 25, 2013
I was destined to have three brothers and one sister. But since I showed signs of Swargadeo , they feared for their life and refused to be born. Thus I became the only child of my parents. My parents also accepted happily because I GRACED them with my birth despite two falls and one car crash.
April 26, 2013 at 11:18AM via Facebook
I carry a broken heart.So I won't be giving my heart to anyone. But my spirit is intact.Hence, I laugh and try to make others laugh.
April 25, 2013 at 10:39PM via Facebook
Pavanputra Hanuman was carrying the Dronagiri mountain. He passed through Ayodhyaya and was attacked by Bharata with an arrow bearing Sri Rama's name.This injured the mighty Hanumana. When Bharata learned that Hanumana is working for Rama , he offered to help but Hanuman refused and limped back to Rama. Rama , moved by his sacrifices, called him LANGRA TYAGI ( according to later versions of Ramayana)
April 25, 2013 at 03:34PM via Facebook
It is believed that Maryada Purshottam Sri Ram reached the lowest point of his life, having lost his kingdom and wife. It was at that lowest point Ramchandra met Hanuman and his fortunes turned for better. Another reason why Hanuman is also called Sankatmochan, the destroyer of problems
April 25, 2013 at 12:41PM via Facebook
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Hanuman was writing HANUMANT RAMAYANA when Valmiki passed by. Valmiki read it and realised that Hanuman's version is far better then his own.When he said so, Hanuman threw his Ramayana to ocean so as not to surpass Valmiki. An impressed Valmiki promised to compose a paen for him in his next incarnation. In his next avatar, Valmiki became Tulsidas and composed HANUMAN CHALISA. Happy Hanuman Jayanti
April 25, 2013 at 10:15AM via Facebook
This morning , through Garima Saikia Garg learned that Zubeen Garg has always been Zubeen Garg. I do not know which KHARKHUA acted oversmart and spread the lie that he was JIBON BORTHAKUR and later changed the name to Zubeen. The lie was so widespread that even in Wikipedia it is mentioned as such. Kharkhuas never fail in committing blunders
April 25, 2013 at 08:19AM via Facebook
Swargadeo is not elected democratically. But unlike democrats Swargadeo do not play or dance when his people are killed
April 24, 2013 at 04:29PM via Facebook
Bihu buli mur moromor Jorhatiya kharkhua hote eku Guinness Record break kora nai neki?
April 24, 2013 at 03:03PM via Facebook
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Whoever first started CONFESSIONS PAGES had no idea that Kharkhuas will devote so much time to it.
April 24, 2013 at 10:06AM via Facebook
I wake up in the morning. Go to bed at night. In between I do whatever I want to do. That is why I am The Swargadeo
April 23, 2013 at 08:35PM via Facebook
Highest misappropriation of MGNREGA funds from 2007 to 2012 is in Assam. CM Tarun Gogoi must take strict action against Rural Development Minister
April 23, 2013 at 02:38PM via Facebook
Monday, April 22, 2013
In case you do not know ,in Assam, there is an MP by the name of Deep Gogoi. Do not be surprised if he becomes CM one fine morning
April 23, 2013 at 11:56AM via Facebook
I'm not in love It's just a phase that I'm going through I'm always looking for something new ----- E. Iglesias
April 23, 2013 at 09:01AM via Facebook
I recently met a couple.The boy happens to be a good friend of mine. The girl told me that he is the "best boyfriend" in the world. Poor girl, she will never know that while being in a relationship with her "the best boyfriend" slept with 7 girls in total. NB- The girl is not in Facebook
April 22, 2013 at 05:32PM via Facebook
In a few hours from now some of you reading this update will find that you are no longer my facebook friend. The reason is simple- yesterday you were online but too proud to wish me. In case, you want to befriend me again send me a request. And mind you, whether you are the King or the cutest girl you will be unfriended if you do not give me my due respect
April 22, 2013 at 02:00PM via Facebook
Sunday, April 21, 2013
The Greatest Battle that UK ever fought was the BATTLE OF KOHIMA. UK'S National Army Museum declared this
April 22, 2013 at 08:43AM via Facebook
UK's National Army Museum declared BATTLE OF KOHIMA as its greatest battle ever.In expert opinion poll it beat D-Day to second spot
April 22, 2013 at 07:43AM via Facebook
I personally thanked each of you who took the pain to wish me on my birthday. I want to personally KICK all those who got online today and was too proud or busy to wish me on my birthday. Nobody fucks around with my birthday.Its my special day.I will check your activities and duly delete you. I do not want a friend who do not know friendship
April 21, 2013 at 11:19PM via Facebook
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
To all those who went to Don Bosco , Pope Francis too studied in Don Bosco school. Cheers to all Bosconians
April 20, 2013 at 09:52AM via Facebook
Mike Mulugeta and Sunil Tripathi are prime suspects of Boston Bombings
April 19, 2013 at 12:46PM via Facebook
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Ladies and gentleman, Bihu is over and now the season of BOHAGI BIDAI starts. Nobody can give a long GOODBYE like the Kharkhuas give.
April 17, 2013 at 11:51PM via Facebook
While in Assam , the kharkhuas made a mess of Bihu. I must agree that the best Bihu this time around was seen in Gurgaon.Most of the organisers and participants had a good time there and plus dinner was served. I would like to applaud Mridul Bhuyan , the President of Gurgaon Assam Association
April 17, 2013 at 11:45PM via Facebook
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
What's this "S" stands for? -- Its not an S.In my world it stands for HOPE How about SUPERMAN? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6DJcgm3wNY
April 17, 2013 at 07:53AM via Facebook
The trailer of ANIMAL KILLER is out. Fans of Mr. Rajkumar thats a big news
April 16, 2013 at 11:09PM via Facebook
The baddest day of the year 2013. First Boston Bombings and now the biggest earthquake ever in Iran ,which was felt even in faraway Dibrugarh of India
April 16, 2013 at 06:19PM via Facebook
Monday, April 15, 2013
Any Indian nationals if affected by tragic blasts at Boston Marathon may please contact @IndianEmbassyUS /202-939-7000
April 16, 2013 at 08:59AM via Facebook
From this year onwards I have decided to wish all the senior people i know. I have also decided not to wish any person junior to me.I will only respond to their wish. So if I have not wished you Bihu, it is because you are younger to me in age.' And if you have not wished me that means your parents did not teach you bare minimum courtesy.
April 15, 2013 at 09:40PM via Facebook
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Probably the best Bihu dance ever. Mike Finckey dancing Bihu in SPACE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFXeHfTC6mg
April 14, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook
Saturday, April 13, 2013
When you give Sir Ravindra Jadeja one ball to get 2 runs he will win it with one ball to spare
April 14, 2013 at 12:05AM via Facebook
When you get caught in the last ball of the match and still win the match for your team you must be something divine. And you are SIR JADEJA.
April 13, 2013 at 11:42PM via Facebook
Kuch is Tarah cover by Rahul Gam . Home recorded https://soundcloud.com/rahul-gam/kuch-is-tarah
April 13, 2013 at 10:13PM via Facebook
Ladki ek pal mein pat gayi Pal mein palat gayi Dil ki toh lag gayi Pehle pyaar jataa gayi Phir band bajaa gayi Dil ki toh lag gayi
April 13, 2013 at 06:09PM via Facebook
Do not wish me for Bihu tomorrow. You may be a COW/BULL but I am not. My Bihu is on Monday
April 13, 2013 at 12:51PM via Facebook
Friday, April 12, 2013
Twitter gives the best Bihu gift ever. Twitter Music is coming
April 13, 2013 at 07:40AM via Facebook
Give me your daughters I will give you grandchildren ---- Alamgir
April 12, 2013 at 11:07PM via Facebook
All the world's a stage, And all of the men and women merely players Then where is the AUDIENCE , Shakespeare bhaijaan
April 12, 2013 at 09:17PM via Facebook
Never ask a girl "Are you on Whatsapp?" Just tell her - "In case you are not on Whatsapp , give me your address.I will send you a HTC phone" If the girl gives you her address, then simply block her. That girl , my friend , is not worthy for you.She will go to the one who can buy her
April 12, 2013 at 07:52PM via Facebook
If you own a Samsung Galaxy S3 or Galaxy Note 2 then please contact me in inbox. Hirak J Sarma I wl get to you later
April 12, 2013 at 06:27PM via Facebook
Thursday, April 11, 2013
I don't mind if all the KHARKHUAS hate me. Jesus was crucified by his own men Prophet Mohammad was thrown out of Mecca Sri Krishna had to leave Brindaban
April 12, 2013 at 08:43AM via Facebook
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
God is not a fool to listen to your prayers and look aside what you do and think in your day to day life. Should we pray then? I think yes.Many a times a prayer helps you instill confidence.Hence, we must pray. PS - Writing about God today so that some people ignore my double meaning jokes
April 11, 2013 at 10:09AM via Facebook
Kissing your girlfriend when no one is around is like stealing the music system when you can steal the whole car. ----- Swami Bhaskarananda
April 10, 2013 at 05:50PM via Facebook
In old times, matric exams ended in the first week of April and Bihu was knocking at the door. Young girls would come to dance Bihu and then elope with their lovers. That is why many uncles and aunties celebrate their marriage anniversaries this month. Bohag was and is still a romantic month
April 10, 2013 at 04:39PM via Facebook
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Aaj main naste mein ek KELA aur do ANDAA khaye. Phir do katori DOODH piya. Maja aa gaya.
April 10, 2013 at 10:03AM via Facebook
Monday, April 8, 2013
I do not believe in TIME I believe in my TIMING ----- Bragging BPG
April 09, 2013 at 11:40AM via Facebook
The worst Bihu song ever is arguably BAATI BHORAI SIRA KHAABI Which one is the best?
April 08, 2013 at 09:59PM via Facebook
Very rarely do we see chemistry graduates make it big in things other than chemistry.And for that X ray crystallography. Very rarely do we see a female give shivers to Cold War era Kremlin. Very rarely do we see a lady like Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher. RIP Iron Lady
April 08, 2013 at 06:01PM via Facebook
Lies that married men tell to girls over Facebook Fact 1- Wife is pregnant Lie- I am not happy with my wife Fact 2- Wife in another city Lie- My wife is cheating on me Fact 3 - Wife is going through menopause Lie-- My wife is having heart problem. She will not live long. I need mental support
April 08, 2013 at 05:35PM via Facebook
Manimugdha Sharma on Chinese hand in NE rebel logistics http://t.co/6MRbqPlSWr
April 08, 2013 at 03:04PM via Facebook
Sunday, April 7, 2013
People are asking me why I have gone bald. Actually I was getting too handsome and sexy. While looking at me many HIGH HEELS were broken and some girls even rammed their scootys in lightposts. So out of concern I have gone bald so that I look ugly. So that no harm comes to girls, young and old, beautiful and ugly
April 08, 2013 at 09:48AM via Facebook
What a performance with guitar.Usman Riaz of Pakistan. Shantanu you must see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2WBY2HRDg
April 08, 2013 at 08:45AM via Facebook
Saturday, April 6, 2013
My wellwishers tell me if I keep writing nonsense updates then no girl will like me.But I am a believer in destiny. When the destined time will come she will break thousand hearts to love this mad guy. If destiny have other plans, no matter how sophisticated I try to be, she will not realise I exist.
April 07, 2013 at 11:28AM via Facebook
How come the Kharkhuas got obsessed about Guinness Book Of World Records? Arrey kharkhuas do something productive. Build industries.Sell products.Market yourselves.Learn new skills.Develop old skills. Thats how you will live. Record r naamot saanda tuli ulta pulta kaam korile eku laav nahay. Good Morning
April 07, 2013 at 09:14AM via Facebook
The MOTHER of all VIRAL Indian Songs Appadi Podu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAV2cCbRAM8
April 06, 2013 at 07:53PM via Facebook
You say you love flowers And you pluck them You say you love trees And you cut them Still you wonder Why I am so afraid of love
April 06, 2013 at 04:45PM via Facebook
Friday, April 5, 2013
I have a wish. I want to click a photograph with all my Facebook friends. Will you? We can start from Dibrugarh
April 06, 2013 at 12:04PM via Facebook
ISKCON today held a procession through Dibrugarh town for World Vedic Council meet. There I saw 3 very very beautiful Spanish girls singing and dancing for Bhagwan SriKrishna. Now , Bhagwan SriKrishna let us make a deal.Atleast make one of them my wife. I promise I will stop eating ONIONS
April 05, 2013 at 07:27PM via Facebook
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Three things are unknown to MEN.Birth,Marriage and Death Five things are unknown to WOMEN Birth,Puberty,Marriage,Menopause,Death.
April 04, 2013 at 05:09PM via Facebook
Reporter to Digvijay Singh -- What steps will you take to curb syndicate in Assam? Digvijay Singh- What is syndicate?Please tell me what is syndicate? Reporter- I do not know. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH KHARKHUA REPORTERS. THEY JUST PICK UP A WORD AND MAKE A HUE AND CRY WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING
April 04, 2013 at 02:50PM via Facebook
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
There are some men who do crazy things. Like asking for equal rights despite being BLACK. They got a dream and follow that dream crazily. Friends and foes dissuade them but they keep on pursuing.Relentlessly. Trying to achieve despite the odds and repeated failures. And one day many years after these men are dead, millions rever them.Love them.Remember them. Remembering the great MARTIN LUTHER KING JR on his death anniversary
April 04, 2013 at 09:54AM via Facebook
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Ganesha had two wives RIDDHI and SIDDHI You will have one wife. ZIDDI (via Whatsapp)
April 02, 2013 at 07:43PM via Facebook
For some kickass music listen to this. 100 kisses to Manaz Pratim Sarma https://soundcloud.com/manazpratimsarma/copper-garden
April 02, 2013 at 07:31PM via Facebook
Whenever I see Deepika Padukone I get SISTER SISTER kind of feeling. U lusty guys, do not talk dirty about her
April 02, 2013 at 04:08PM via Facebook
Mujh mein tu, tu hi tu basa Naino mein, jaise khwaab saa Jo tu na ho toh pani pani naina Jo tu na ho toh main bhi hunga main naa Tujhi se mujhe sab ataa
April 02, 2013 at 02:09PM via Facebook
Wishing Sultan E Tinsukia, Maalik e Folkcult, Sabitu ka Pati Parmeswar, bon vivant Pranjal Pratim Dutta a very Happy Birthday.
April 02, 2013 at 01:56PM via Facebook
Monday, April 1, 2013
iPhone is my girlfriend. Aircel is the mother of my girlfriend. Keeps me not reachable.Pyaar ka dushman. One kick to Aircel
April 02, 2013 at 12:26PM via Facebook
He was DISINHERITED from throne.He failed the Bar Exams. He had to repay his loans. His only way of earning money was to play for Sussex,a county club of England. And he played like no Englishmen could ever imagine. He was so good that even the racist England of 1895 was bound to include him in their National side.He is still regarded one of the greatest to have played the Gentleman's Game. Remembering Maharaja Ranjitsinghji , the granddaddy of Indian Cricket on his 80th Death Anniversary
April 02, 2013 at 09:10AM via Facebook
This is the problem of being a clever person. Nobody is picking my call today
April 01, 2013 at 04:47PM via Facebook