ABSOLUTE IDIOT

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Saturday, November 16, 2013

Thats it. End of Sachin Tendulkar as cricketer. Now comes Sachin Tendulkar, Member of Parliament

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November 16, 2013 at 01:44PM via Facebook
Friday, November 15, 2013

Joi Barua profiled in Assam Tribune http://www.assamtribune.com/scripts/showpage.asp?id=nov1613,12,90,156,1077,723

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November 16, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook

They say BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. When it comes to the iPhone 5S golden version , it does not matter who the beholder is

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November 16, 2013 at 08:58AM via Facebook

Today many people in Assam doing the DANDI MARCH. In search of salt

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November 15, 2013 at 03:58PM via Facebook
Thursday, November 14, 2013

Tomorrow that short fellow will do for the last time what he does best.He will never take guard again.He will never inspire hope in a hopeless country. He will not be there to truly unite all of India. He will not be there to inspire other greats like he inspired Kohli and Sharma. Tomorrow Tendulkar will bat last. Tomorrow will be a sad day

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November 14, 2013 at 07:37PM via Facebook
Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Aaji Moharram ase neki?

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November 14, 2013 at 08:26AM via Facebook

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, AS GREEDY AS A PIG

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November 13, 2013 at 09:00PM via Facebook
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