ABSOLUTE IDIOT

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Monday, November 18, 2013

DHOOM 3 is releasing in a month from now. It is sure to make Aditya Chopra, Aamir Khan rich. It is also expected to make Navanil Barua and other neurosurgeons rich. Because biker gangs will emulate the stunts and break their heads

November 19, 2013 at 08:55AM via Facebook
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November 18, 2013 at 09:08PM via Facebook
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A beautiful song by THE STRANGLERS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs

November 18, 2013 at 08:36PM via Facebook
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While reading about Zubeen Garg's birthday , I remembered today is also Kaushik Deka 's birthday. Whooooaa

November 18, 2013 at 02:16PM via Facebook
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Sunday, November 17, 2013

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead.People around you knows and they are affected. When you are stupid, the same thing happens

November 17, 2013 at 01:42PM via Facebook
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Saturday, November 16, 2013

Despite big claims by political leaders of NE , they failed big time to lobby for Bharat Ratna for Bhupen Hazarika. I am sure NE politicians made half hearted attempts to lobby for Bharat Ratna or perhaps they did nothing. Mind you, Delhi is not to be blamed here. The blame lies on our leaders

November 17, 2013 at 09:00AM via Facebook
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I use social media to express my views on subjects under the sun and above it. My personal life is not reflected here

November 16, 2013 at 10:59PM via Facebook
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Thats it. End of Sachin Tendulkar as cricketer. Now comes Sachin Tendulkar, Member of Parliament

November 16, 2013 at 01:44PM via Facebook
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Friday, November 15, 2013

Joi Barua profiled in Assam Tribune http://www.assamtribune.com/scripts/showpage.asp?id=nov1613,12,90,156,1077,723

November 16, 2013 at 09:06AM via Facebook
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They say BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. When it comes to the iPhone 5S golden version , it does not matter who the beholder is

November 16, 2013 at 08:58AM via Facebook
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Today many people in Assam doing the DANDI MARCH. In search of salt

November 15, 2013 at 03:58PM via Facebook
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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Tomorrow that short fellow will do for the last time what he does best.He will never take guard again.He will never inspire hope in a hopeless country. He will not be there to truly unite all of India. He will not be there to inspire other greats like he inspired Kohli and Sharma. Tomorrow Tendulkar will bat last. Tomorrow will be a sad day

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Aaji Moharram ase neki?

November 14, 2013 at 08:26AM via Facebook
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, AS GREEDY AS A PIG

November 13, 2013 at 09:00PM via Facebook
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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

When Chinese Army reached Bomdila in the 1962 war , there was fear and panic in Assam over imminent Chinese occupation. By that time, Indian Army lost all hopes and was in no position to fight back. In that gloomy moment, with the fates of generations of Assamese at stake, John F Kennedy going against the advices of his counsel decided to back India. He announced that US will help India in all ways possible. To back up his statement he ordered USS Kitty Hawk to move to Bay of Bengal to check Chinese aggression. The Chinese retreated , thereby , saving the fate of Assam and Assamese. WE OWE A LOT TO JOHN F KENNEDY

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It was 2AM and raining. In the empty SanFrancisco street two men sat on a car. One was losing his marriage and the other was pining for a girl who was already hooked. They were at nadir of their lives and they wanted to connect. Connect with people. Share their dreams. And suddenly an idea hit them. An idea that will change their lives , change the lives of million others and change the history of the world. The vodka infused brains of Noah Glass and Jack Dorsey got the idea that would be known to us as TWITTER

November 12, 2013 at 05:07PM via Facebook
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Monday, November 11, 2013

In this season of Book Fairs across Assam , I feel, the real flagbearers of Assamese literature now are all women. In recent times, male authors are far behind in quality and popularity as compared to female Assamese authors. Notable female authors Rita Chaudhury , Juri Borah Borgohain and Monalisha Saikia are now miles ahead.

November 12, 2013 at 01:29PM via Facebook
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Now retired SC judge accused of sexually harassing an intern. What sentence now?

November 12, 2013 at 09:15AM via Facebook
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Aamir Khan came to Assam and spent nearly a week in Tezpur and Kaziranga. What I liked most is that he skipped Guwahati, snubbed the Assamese film industry which secretly harboured the wish to click pictures with Aamir and most importantly did not visit the Mecca of kharkhua celebrities, Terra Maya Love you Aamir

November 11, 2013 at 08:27PM via Facebook
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Every guy is Rahul Gandhi in childhood, Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage

November 11, 2013 at 02:03PM via Facebook
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      • While reading about Zubeen Garg's birthday , I rem...
      • When you are dead, you do not know you are dead.Pe...
      • Despite big claims by political leaders of NE , th...
      • I use social media to express my views on subjects...
      • Thats it. End of Sachin Tendulkar as cricketer. No...
      • Joi Barua profiled in Assam Tribune http://www.ass...
      • They say BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. ...
      • Today many people in Assam doing the DANDI MARCH. ...
      • Tomorrow that short fellow will do for the last ti...
      • Aaji Moharram ase neki?
      • You're always gonna have problems lifting a body i...
      • When Chinese Army reached Bomdila in the 1962 war ...
      • It was 2AM and raining. In the empty SanFrancisco ...
      • In this season of Book Fairs across Assam , I feel...
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