August 01, 2013 at 07:49AM via Facebook
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Welcome to 29th state of India, Telengana. Manmohan Singh did it
July 30, 2013 at 06:43PM via Facebook
Monday, July 29, 2013
Profile Picture changed to that of Backstreet Boys as they release their comeback album IN A WORLD LIKE THIS. Their songs enthralled me in my teen years that were void of internet, facebook and tension. Only dreams and romance drove me aided by the songs of this band. My salute to the band as they make a comeback
July 30, 2013 at 08:02AM via Facebook
There is something wrong with European railway. First France, then Spain, then Italy and now Switzerland. Crash after crash
July 29, 2013 at 11:47PM via Facebook
Top 3 rankholders of Assam goes to NASA Assam Police goes SATYANASA BTW today is 55th birthday of NASA
July 29, 2013 at 07:22PM via Facebook
Joi Barua 's article in Assam Tribune http://www.assamtribune.com/scripts/showpage.asp?id=jul2713%2C10%2C87%2C165%2C1083%2C798
July 29, 2013 at 06:24PM via Facebook
Two men are favorites of all Indian girls Her Daddy And the friendly neihgbourhood Phuskawala. ----- Swami Bhaskarananda
July 29, 2013 at 04:40PM via Facebook
Sunday, July 28, 2013
RT @ndtv: Food Security Bill a historic step: Rahul Gandhi http://buff.ly/16bd8FK …
July 29, 2013 at 10:49AM via Facebook
Sarbananda Sonowal is campaigning a lot in Lakhimpur Loksabha seat. He is trying his luck there because he knows he cannot defeat Paban Singh Ghatowar in Dibrugarh. So he ran away to fight against Rani Narah. If I know Rani Narah well, she will play her cards late and will emerge victorious. And mind you, Rani Narah has a trump card which she will play at last moment
July 28, 2013 at 05:56PM via Facebook
Saturday, July 27, 2013
This week's released films are just the stages of love: 1. Nasha 2. Issaq 3. Love U Soniyo 4. Bajatey Raho ( via KRK)
July 28, 2013 at 08:59AM via Facebook
Obesity is not because it runs in the family It is because no in the family runs
July 28, 2013 at 08:40AM via Facebook
What a Kelasical interview of Mr.Rajkumar . All credit goes to Siddharth Chintu Hazarika
July 27, 2013 at 10:33PM via Facebook
Maybe it's the way she walked, straight into my heart and stole it Through the doors and past the guards, just like she already own it I said can you give it back to me, she said never in your wildest dreams And we danced all night to the best song ever We knew every line now I can't remember How it goes but I know that I won't forget her Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
July 27, 2013 at 08:38PM via Facebook
Friday, July 26, 2013
ISSAQ is the BEST FILM in the history of cinema. Not Indian cinema but in the history of world cinema. Because if you can watch the whole film then you must have patience of a saint. I watched the movie with Badshah of Boiragimoth Anwaruddin Ahmed. Watch it and you will discover that RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG is a classic
July 26, 2013 at 09:47PM via Facebook
WIFE One day I will marry.Maybe my wife will be beautiful. Maybe she is sleeping now or maybe busy in classes or in office. Maybe she is single. Maybe she has a boyfriend. Maybe that guy is good or maybe he is bad. Whatever be it, right now my wife do not know what I am doing or feeling. But she is there in her world. Perhaps happy. But one day I will enter her world and will marry her. I may not be able to give her all the wealth in the world but she will certainly get all the love my heart holds. I still do not know who she is
July 26, 2013 at 05:00PM via Facebook
Thursday, July 25, 2013
In 2011 , the entire media and people in Facebook wrote about Anna Hazare, worshipped him and with chest thumping declared "I am Anna" At that time, I criticised Anna Hazare and made fun of his fans and said that after a few months Anna Hazare will be totally forgotten and so will be his Lokpal. Today in 2013, Anna Hazare is a forgotten. Hence it is proved that most people just follow the fashion of glorifying someone. Same will happen with Narendra Modi
July 25, 2013 at 09:32PM via Facebook
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
I will never write a word against ULFA no matter how much they kill innocent Assamese people. Why? Because tomorrow I will write something and they will come and kill me. Who will protect me? Assam Police. ROFL It is better to keep quiet. After all I want to be a Saint. Not a martyr
July 24, 2013 at 10:12PM via Facebook
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
iPhone is like the most beautiful girl in the town. She maybe moody but any given day you will never miss a chance to date her. #oldupdate
July 24, 2013 at 09:53AM via Facebook
India is a country of ass lickers. Some lick the ass of Rahul Gandhi and some lick that of Narendra Modi.
July 23, 2013 at 11:00PM via Facebook
No matter how busy a man is he always find time for women. ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
July 23, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook
Monday, July 22, 2013
As Kate Middleton goes into labour, Elizabeth II will become the second British monarch in history to witness the birth of great grandchild. Before her Queen Victoria witnessed the birth of her great grandchild Edward VIII. Edward VIII became King of England but abdicated his throne to marry the love of his life.Edward VIII happens to be uncle of Elizabeth II.
July 22, 2013 at 01:55PM via Facebook
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Today is 21st July. One month later it will be 21st August. That day is the most feared day for boys. 21st August is Rakhi Day
July 21, 2013 at 05:13PM via Facebook
AGP issues showcause notice to Padma Hazarika for comments against Prafulla Mahanta. I think Mahanta forgot that he is the most hated Assamese as of now
July 21, 2013 at 04:51PM via Facebook
Saturday, July 20, 2013
D DAY is a MUST WATCH film.Set in Pakistan about 4 RAW agents capturing India's most wanted man is just WOW. Came to Tinsukia just to watch this movie.
July 20, 2013 at 10:36PM via Facebook
Friday, July 19, 2013
India is a joke in Maldives, A foe in Sri Lanka A doubt in Bangladesh A shrug in Nepal A snigger in Pakistan A taunt in China ---- MJ Akbar
July 20, 2013 at 11:40AM via Facebook
It was in August 2011, NEWSLIVE was under attack over a false update by a fake profile of Atanu Bhuyan and Newslive was blocked out by cable companies. And then came the story of Kisan Upadhaya , a US citizen born in Guwahati who lost his mother 40 years ago. Given the circumstances I did not believe that he will meet his mother ever.But he did.Thanks to Newslive. And thanks to the two amazing and humane officers of Assam Police Pranabjyoti Goswami and Rajen Singh , Kisan met his mom. How he struggled in life?How he met his mom? Its all there in his autobiography THE LAST ORANGE. Releasing today at 3PM
July 20, 2013 at 08:14AM via Facebook
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
It is in my fate that I get punished for crimes I did not commit from people close to my heart
July 17, 2013 at 10:03PM via Facebook
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Saawan ka Mahina yeh, Kutton ka Mahina hain ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
July 17, 2013 at 08:58AM via Facebook
Ex girlfriends/ Ex boyfriends are like nursery rhymes in school. Very very important at one point of time. Meaningless with time
July 16, 2013 at 08:18PM via Facebook
CRITICS They are the people who dissect other's hard work in hours and minutes without ever doing that work. Look at film critics, they slam a hardwork of years in just an article. Then why do we need a critic? Because critics find the next maestro, next masterpiece out of all that comes. And to find the next great artist we need the critics
July 16, 2013 at 03:43PM via Facebook
Happy birthday to one time beauty and soon to be aunty Katrina Kaif
July 16, 2013 at 01:56PM via Facebook
Monday, July 15, 2013
Men can never understand WOMEN Women can never understand LOVE ---- Swami Bhaskarananda
July 16, 2013 at 10:51AM via Facebook
I usually get unpleasant surprises. Today was different. I got a pleasant surprise.
July 15, 2013 at 06:36PM via Facebook
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Baadshah ki Behn ho yaa Fakir ki Beti Ana padta hain mard ke niche Bajane ke liye seeti. ---- #Gunda dialogues
July 15, 2013 at 12:27PM via Facebook
EXPECTATION and ASSUMPTION These are the biggest cause of sadness and heartbreak and anger. You expect someone to love you back, it do not happen and your heart is broken. You assume someone will be good to you, it do not happen and you are sad. You assume me to do whatever you like, it never happens and you get angry
July 14, 2013 at 10:11PM via Facebook
Saturday, July 13, 2013
After finishing her novel, she submitted the manuscript to 12 publishers. They all rejected. Finally , a small publishing house Bloomsbury too was almost on the verge of rejecting it. However, the first chapter of the book was read by Alice Newton, the 8 year old daughter of Bloomsbury's chairman. Alice Newton loved the story so much that she asked her father to publish it. And much reluctantly, Bloomsbury published the book that no other publisher wished to publish. Thats how JK Rowling's HARRY POTTER series began
July 14, 2013 at 12:26PM via Facebook
If you like my updates at night praise me If my updates offend you, blame it on Black Dog.
July 13, 2013 at 08:50PM via Facebook
I am extremely grateful to my ex girlfriend for leaving me before marriage thing came up.I was sad then but now I can see the plight of several married men and I think I feel Punam is nothing less than an angel. These Assamese girls are very good girlfriends but when they get promoted to wife they kill the weekend funs of the men. Thank You God , Thank you Punam.
July 13, 2013 at 07:50PM via Facebook
Friday, July 12, 2013
Media in Assam do not give these boys any publicity because they do not pay bribe to get publicity. Government of Assam gave them support and that is ZERO.LADDOO. Corporate sponsors who give free dinner and drinks in fashion shows gave them very little. Still they are following there dreams and introducing Assam's culture while residing thousands of miles away from Assam. Please join me in wishing the team of ENAJORI.COM for getting into World Summit Award
July 13, 2013 at 08:51AM via Facebook
RIP Amar Bose. He founded the BOSE CORPORATION, the company that makes Bose Speakers and Sound Systems
July 13, 2013 at 05:32AM via Facebook
Dragons never die. Because dragons draw power from water. Water. It's like instincts. Shapeless.Formless.Fluid.You cannot grasp hold of it. But let it flow and it has the power to change the world. I believe in instincts.Everyone possesses this unlimited power. It tells you to never follow the rules but to make them. That, it isn't enough to think, but to feel. That is what helped me change everything. This is how legends are made. Follow your instincts.It's the most honest path. Don't just seek the path to success but to exceptional success Do you have the guts to follow your gut?Do you have the courage to express who you are? Be water, my friend. Because someday you'll be more than a success. You'll be game changer. ---- Amazing ad of #JohnnieWalker starring CGI created #BruceLee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxWvVUHcf2g
July 12, 2013 at 08:02PM via Facebook
Thursday, July 11, 2013
That brilliant actor Prakash Raj acted and starred in a movie about a young boy's dream to be a cricketer.Against all odds the boy hits a six in the final ball and thus ends the movie. Throughout the movie, the young boy idolises Mahendra Singh Dhoni. The movie is also titled DHONI. On asked why it was named DHONI, Prakash Raj told that it is a story about people who overcome trying circumstances and finally win. Just like Dhoni
July 12, 2013 at 10:18AM via Facebook
In all audio players Volume Up button should be called Arnab and Volume Down should be called Manmohan
July 11, 2013 at 10:20PM via Facebook
In 1990s most Assamese girls were virgin. Nowadays , it is almost impossible to find virgin girls in Assam.
July 11, 2013 at 08:27PM via Facebook
One day my friend Shantanu Dutta will make a film. I do not know whether it will be a comedy, drama or experimental. Whatever it is, it will be the BEST MOVIE ever made by anyone speaking Assamese or born in Assam . That because Shantanu is an walking encyclopedia of cinema and music.
July 11, 2013 at 07:25PM via Facebook
Tumhaare itne saare boyfriends hain, mere saath ek cup coffee peene se kaun sa virginity bhrast ho jayegi. --- kickass dialogue from SHUDH DESI ROMANCE
July 11, 2013 at 05:51PM via Facebook
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Well it was a surprising day for me. The rockstar Joi Barua sent me a message in inbox thanking me personally for encouragement. Then he went on to ask my number and then he called me. I was nervous.Here is my idol talking to me. The star is talking to his fan.A moment to savour and treasure. I am just a regular guy.And this man made my day with his phonecall. Joi da has two films in Bollywood as music director.This is an awesome news as no Assamese music director ever did music for top projects in Bollywood. May the tribe of Joi Barua increase
July 10, 2013 at 09:50PM via Facebook
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Ramadan postponed by a day. No Tarabi Namaz held this evening. For me , Ramadan has a special place in heart. It is because I love the iftar dawaats
July 09, 2013 at 08:57PM via Facebook
Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini launched in India just minutes ago. Price is Rs 27499
July 09, 2013 at 03:17PM via Facebook
Monday, July 8, 2013
Koyla kaala hain Chattanon ne paala Andar kaala, bahar kaala Par sacha hain saala. --- Dedicated to all dark and dusky girls
July 09, 2013 at 11:48AM via Facebook
Whenever he comes to know that an Assamese cancer patient is undergoing treatment in Mumbai, he will meet that patient and give all possible help.It does not matter whether he knows the patient or not. When Bhupen Hazarika was in Mumbai, he performed all the duties of a son. Was like a shadow to him in his final moments. Being a true gentleman, he never brags about what good work he is doing. Hence, I am overstepping and praising him without his knowledge on his birthday. It makes me proud to wish my fellow Bosconian and a great man DDevasish Sharmaon his birthday
July 09, 2013 at 08:56AM via Facebook
A top official of a film company used all his clout to screen a GREAT CLASSIC of a GREAT Filmmaker from Northeast.He did it because he and the director is from the same state. The great movie was so great that the young man of the film company is now facing the anger of his bosses for backing that great film. As for films from Northeast making it big in cineplex. Forget it. The great filmmaker's masterpiece finished it all
July 08, 2013 at 08:03PM via Facebook
Kindly Like the page of my Guruji Sri Digvijaya Singh ji https://www.facebook.com/DigvijayaSinghOfficial
July 08, 2013 at 07:36PM via Facebook
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Somebody come and kick me hard. I donated money to this bastard years ago. Today he is wasting it on drinks and girls. How come I trusted this bastard?
July 08, 2013 at 10:54AM via Facebook
To all Brahmin and Kalita girls, Dump your Brahmin/Kalita/Muslim boyfriend if you have any. If you do not have a boyfriend , do not flirt with Brahmin/ Kalita /Muslim boys. Better love and marry Ahom/Motok /Moran /Chutiya/ Koch Rajbongshi boy You will get LOVE plus the benefits of being Scheduled Tribe.
July 08, 2013 at 10:19AM via Facebook
Dear Jahnu Barua , You make a crap of a film called BAANDHON and expect Assamese people all over to watch it. Arrey if your ghatiya film disappoints people, then in future no Assamese film will be screened outside Assam. So please do a favour to Assamese cinema by not releasing a ghatiya film outside Assam.
July 07, 2013 at 10:18PM via Facebook
Tur baatere aag bahise Jatra Aalukor Tur Gotire Uraa maare Deuka Xahashor -- what a song. Pitol Soku by Joi Barua
July 07, 2013 at 05:34PM via Facebook
Saturday, July 6, 2013
BJP State President Sarbananda Sonowal is a vocal opponent of granting St status to Ahom, Chutiya, Koch Rajbongshi , Moran, Motok and Tea Tribes communities. Now that a move is being made to grant ST status, the stand of BJP and Sarbananda Sonowal will be worth watching
July 07, 2013 at 08:56AM via Facebook
O bhaity aru kaiti hot, Moi Tribal hoi gole maane tohoti bea sea napabi aau dei Bhalke thakibi aru
July 06, 2013 at 11:54PM via Facebook
The demand for ST status for 6 communities of Assam was rejected in December, 2012. However, request was filed again and it is under comsideration. If ST status is granted to 6 communities of Assam , then it will be announced by The Prime Minister of India. So far no ST status and it is under consideration
July 06, 2013 at 11:44PM via Facebook
It is my desire to have a hot Hollywood actress as GIRLFRIEND. Assamese girls also kick and Hollywood actress will also kick. Better to aim big
July 06, 2013 at 05:31PM via Facebook
PITOL SOKU by Joi Barua with Atanu Bhuyannew at NETV now at 3PM
July 06, 2013 at 02:58PM via Facebook
Friday, July 5, 2013
Mukesh Harane is IMMORTAL. 4 years after his death, all of India see him everyday. His story appears before starting of any movie in theatres. His story ends with the line AFSOS MUKESH BACH NAHIN PAYA Yes, that patient from anti smoking ad before screening of films
July 06, 2013 at 10:27AM via Facebook
How a NONSMOKER should behave in front of a SMOKER? 1. Move away from the smokers or if you cannot ask POLITELY to put off the cigarette or to go another place. 2. A bit of smoke won't kill you unless you are asthma patient or suffering from cardio-pulmonary disease. Coughing loudly in front of smokers is RUDE. 3. Do not remind smokers about DYING OF CANCER. 4. Do not tell COPD patients that smoking kills. 5. Do not SMOKE
July 06, 2013 at 08:30AM via Facebook
A boy dumped a girl after 3 years of relationship.She tried hard to get him back.As a last resort, the girl asked me to talk with her ex lover. I met the boy and asked about it. He said -- " Bujisa Bhaskar, moi nuarilu aru" I totally understood.The guy got some of the biggest kaamurs of his life from that girl before he called it quits
July 05, 2013 at 11:19PM via Facebook
When my kids will reach teen I will recommend them to watch a few select movies. In that list, I will definitely include the movie I finished watching an hour ago. LOOTERA is a dream woven in celluloid.Enjoy it like a glass of St. Emilion wine.Slowly. LOOTERA will get right into your heart and stay there
July 05, 2013 at 06:57PM via Facebook
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Please do not CRITICIZE our much respected and honourable CM Sri Tarun Gogoi for falsely issuing RED ALERT in four districts of Assam. He did it for the safety of people.He is concerned about people. In his many FOREIGN TOURS, Sir Tarun Gogoi has learnt many new things and mixed with his experience he comes up with the best solution. What if Uttarakhand like flood ravaged Assam? Its good that he issued RED ALERT. As for his London visit, it is a personal visit. It is in bad taste to make public our honourable CM's private matters
July 05, 2013 at 08:07AM via Facebook
ANIMAL KILLER has classic written all over it.And this is Mr. Rajkumar's best. Some credit goes to its editor and graphic designer Mr. Bhavesh. The way he played around with colour in a song is out of this universe.It gave different colours to the trademark red shirt of the protagonist. The heroine has a great name, Barasha Sultana and I liked her in yellow top. But the best performance by a female actor is done by the newsreader in the opening of the film. As for Mr. Rajkumar's performance, I am too small a guy to comment on such a personality. The film is a must watch.If it cannot make you happy, nothing else can
July 04, 2013 at 11:03PM via Facebook
ALL CHARACTERS ARE FACTITIOUS. That is how ANIMAL KILLER begins. He should have written FICTITIOUS. But Mr.Rajkumar ended up writing FACTITIOUS. Guess what, in Oxford English Dictionary, FACTITIOUS means artificially created. Mr.Rajkumar is RIGHT despite being wrong. Mr.RAJKUMAR ROCKS
July 04, 2013 at 09:03PM via Facebook
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Happy Independence Day to USA at a time the US administration is giving everything it has to get whistleblower and hero Edward Snowden. By the way, Egypt too had a sort of Independence Day from Muslim Brotherhood. Oh yes, of all ironies, that bastard President of Syria Bashar Al Assad asked Morsi to step down. Strange Day this Fourth of July
July 04, 2013 at 08:23AM via Facebook
If you want to see a military coup live , watch CNN now. Egyptian Army is staging coup de etat against Mohammad Morsi
July 03, 2013 at 09:56PM via Facebook
Nishaar akaashot Juunor Jeuti nai olopoman, Xei rati Shiale(fox) haabit gai bishador gaan. ---- amazing poem by Mr.Rajkumar
July 03, 2013 at 08:55PM via Facebook
To males- Please do not ask me how a marriage is conducted.I know nothing. I can only advise you on Suhaag related matters
July 03, 2013 at 05:02PM via Facebook
We humans , by nature , love to make wars and spread hatred.That is why we have countries, borders, armies , police , guns , nuclear weapons. By nature, we love to differentiate from one another. Thats why we have communities, castes, languages. But, there are a few things that bind us all. Take us above hatred. Thats why , we celebrate LOVE , POETRY, CINEMA and MUSIC
July 03, 2013 at 04:04PM via Facebook
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
No matter what the victim of GS Road did it was a grave crime to beat her in public. No matter what the 16 year old did it was a grave crime on Zubeen Garg's part to beat him in public. Ask me, why I am mixing GS Road and Zubeen Garg slapgate? Because Assamese media , intellectual class, and so called THIKADAARS of Society love these kind of third class issues. They do not care why Jhankar Saikia had to die. These people are not seeing the storm coming
July 03, 2013 at 09:00AM via Facebook
You are cordially invited to my wedding to be held sometime in future at Ambari, Guwahati. The venue is Former AGP Headquarters.
July 02, 2013 at 09:43PM via Facebook
Samsung's 85 inches Ultra HD LED TV with 4K capability is available in India for Rs 27 Lakhs only
July 02, 2013 at 12:46PM via Facebook
Monday, July 1, 2013
Zubeen Garg slapping a boy for smoking is similar to Sunny Leone slapping a girl for wearing miniskirt
July 01, 2013 at 11:07PM via Facebook
Zubeen da please sing some rocking songs. This Jim Morrisonesque attitude is not cool.
July 01, 2013 at 01:44PM via Facebook