July 01, 2013 at 12:28PM via Facebook
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Tomorrow ANIMAL KILLER is releasing. Yes Mr. Rajkumar's mega film
June 30, 2013 at 11:09PM via Facebook
Boyfriends are Gods in MannMandir of Girls. I am also a God but I roam in streets
June 30, 2013 at 09:58PM via Facebook
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Friday, June 28, 2013
Goodmorning Kharkhuas, Are you guys done with CONFESSIONS and TROLL pages? Well, I have a news for you. In US universities, there is a new Facebook craze. Its COMPLIMENTS page.Same like Confessions but its all about compliments. Since, you Kharkhuas have no original idea and are always ready to imitate others its high time you start spending time in complimenting. Complimenting is a good thing
June 29, 2013 at 08:31AM via Facebook
Tell me Tell me , How How ? Ladki hain Tajmahal jaisi Hum kahen Wow wow
June 28, 2013 at 09:51PM via Facebook
I am ready to love and marry a Muslim girl provided she do not ban my pork and my scotch and plus do not ask me to cut off the skin in that delicate place. I am ready to love and marry a Marwari girl provided I am not subjected to vegetarianism for my entire life. I am ready to love and marry an Ahom girl provided she do not subject me to repeated boasting of how great her family was since 1669. I am ready to love and marry a Brahmin girl provided she talks less sweetly and stop acting smart.
June 28, 2013 at 06:59PM via Facebook
Thursday, June 27, 2013
I am basically unromantic. But when I hear Mohit Chauhan sing I become romantic. Lagta hain doobunga iss baar mein Jaane kahaan le chala , Issaq tera
June 27, 2013 at 07:57PM via Facebook
For the fans of GUNDA , here is a fantastic video vis a vis Hobbit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qu_-Sk0hbQ I hope Manimugdha Sharma will like it
June 27, 2013 at 07:36PM via Facebook
This update is for normal people. Great minds, do not read this. Always identify your worst enemy but never shout at him or her. Wait for your time and keep the fire of revenge burning. When the time comes, strike and do what he or she did. God forgives.Man takes revenge and seek forgiveness from God
June 27, 2013 at 04:05PM via Facebook
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
I am sorry this but this is a fact. There are some places in Assam. People of these places behave very meekly when they visit other districts but when they are in their homelands they become tigers. They call Bandhs, burn cars, beat people for fun. Somebody tell these people if they do gundagardi in their places then its they who will lose in the end.
June 27, 2013 at 08:20AM via Facebook
Well, as the story goes, I used to love a girl. And I loved her with all the love I had. When it came to gifts, money was not my concern. We rarely FOUGHT. And then her mother had issues with me. Even then, we vowed to stay together. And one fine morning, I saw her relationship status. Its with another guy. My heart did not break. It BURNT. My friends told me to take revenge. But I could never harm her happy life. I suffered and at times, I cried. And one day I put fullstop to sufferings. Pardon me , if my status or my photos offended you in any way. I meant no harm.I am not a RASCAL. I am just a guy , who is not fortunate enough to be loved , trying to keep smiling.
June 26, 2013 at 09:24PM via Facebook
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Since my early childhood my parents and grandparents told me stories of Nelson Mandela. His years in prison, his fight, his indomitable spirit and about the poem "Invictus" that kept intact his fighting spirit. Later, I learned about his ascend to power and how he reconciled with those who harassed him all his life. The man who turned South Africa into rainbow republic. As this great soul prepares to leave for heavenly abode I am paying my respects by changing my profile picture to his picture. God Bless Madiba
June 26, 2013 at 10:14AM via Facebook
I also want to marry a British girl. Not the Indian girls living in Britain. The white ones. Pray for me also
June 25, 2013 at 10:12PM via Facebook
"Issaq Tera" what a fantastic song by Mohit Chauhan. I simply love Mohit Chauhan since "Dooba Dooba" days
June 25, 2013 at 12:35PM via Facebook
Monday, June 24, 2013
One kick to all the Assamese newschannels Newslive, DY365 , Frontier who have showing GMC election from morning to night. Arrey bhai, you all are Assamese newschannels. Not Guwahati only channels. What will I, a resident of Dibrugarh , get from this useless GMC election? Even Guwahati people won't get anything. All the important subjects of GMC are now with GMDA.
June 24, 2013 at 08:57PM via Facebook
Kuch Reshmi Hai Kuch Khurdura Hai Abhi Beh Chala Hai Abhi Hai Rukka Hath Mein Hai Raith Sa Issaq Tera
June 24, 2013 at 08:16PM via Facebook
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Shab E Baraat Mubarak Ho. Today is also Supermoon. Double whammy
June 24, 2013 at 11:09AM via Facebook
Kaale Megha Kaale Megha paani toh barsao Not In India, In Edgbaston
June 23, 2013 at 11:37PM via Facebook
Saturday, June 22, 2013
You kill people and you get felicitated. You go to pilgrimage and you get killed. God is strange, if he exists
June 23, 2013 at 11:59AM via Facebook
An astrologer once told me that my JANAM PATRIKA resembles that of NARENDRA MODI. I panicked and asked him- "Will I be bachelor whole life? "
June 22, 2013 at 10:56PM via Facebook
Whenever there is flood or any calamity in India , some fools show pictures of Thai PM ,Australian PM in ground as opposed to Indian PM in helicopter. Tell me you stupid people, you want the 82 year old man with a pacemaker to do the job of coolie or you want him to take executive decisions to overcome the calamity? If you want a 82 year old man to carry weights , my friend , you are a bastard
June 22, 2013 at 07:57PM via Facebook
Friday, June 21, 2013
I think by now my brother Mridul Gogoi has befriended everyone in Heaven. Probably he joked around with Gandhiji. Probably played guitar with Jimi Hendrix, sang with John Lennon. Probably flirting around with the apsaras. Here in earth, we are missing you on your birthday. Love you always
June 22, 2013 at 10:28AM via Facebook
As the NBA Final game was played, NBA and SonySix TV organised a twitter contest. As luck would have it, of all the people, I won the contest. Love you Miami Heat. Love you LeBron James. After years of waking up early and watching American Football, Baseball and Basketball something good happened
June 21, 2013 at 09:58PM via Facebook
There is a Chevrolet car dealer in Dibrugarh which goes by the name PASHUPATI TRADERS. Today I went there to change mudflaps . The people over there took my payment for mudflaps but did not change it. They tried to CHEAT me but failed. My advice : NEVER EVER BUY A CAR FROM PASHUPATI TRADERS. They say sweet things before buying but aftersales is very very poor
June 21, 2013 at 04:53PM via Facebook
The man with a guitar is thousand times better than a man with a gun. Enjoy Fete de la Musique ( World Music Day )
June 21, 2013 at 02:14PM via Facebook
Thursday, June 20, 2013
My suggestion to those in Congress who hate Dr. Himanta Biswa Sarma . Lock Himanta Biswa Sarma in a room and then let these leaders win Lok Sabha seats for Congress. These baiters of Himanta da will not manage to win more than 2 Lok Sabha seats in coming elections.
June 20, 2013 at 11:09PM via Facebook
Mark Zuckerburg to announce some new products at 10.30 PM India time
June 20, 2013 at 10:00PM via Facebook
My maternal grandfather Late Brindaban Borchetia was a good friend of Bishnu Prasad Rabha. Now my grandpa was a marked Pro- British guy but was a closet communist. He invited Bishnu Rabha to stay in his house as police would never search there. Gautam Borchetiya Bishal Borchetia
June 20, 2013 at 12:33PM via Facebook
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Bishnu Prasad Rabha . A Bodo man who took up Rabha surname and spent entire lifetime enriching Assam with a Marwari man by the name of Jyoti Prasad Agarwalla. On his death anniversary , people will held memorials and recite his poems and talk about his work. I think, the only way we can tribute to these great man is by stop being Bodo, Kachari, Ahom, Mising, Kalita, Baamun and start being ASOMIYA again.
June 20, 2013 at 08:02AM via Facebook
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Wishing the future PM of India Sri Rahul Gandhiji heartiest greetings on his birthday
June 19, 2013 at 12:01AM via Facebook
Nowadays several girls of middle class and upper middle class families are suffering from MENTAL ILLNESS. Due to fear of society parents take their daughters to psychiatrists after 12 midnite. Usually these girls go through depression after break up or abortion.
June 18, 2013 at 08:49PM via Facebook
Please suggest me ENGLISH LOVE SONGS. Kindly do not suggest Richard Marx, MLTR, Coldplay, Beatles, Bryan Adams
June 18, 2013 at 07:58PM via Facebook
I hate only one woman in this planet. Her name is Rajitha Chaudhuri. Wife of Arindam Chaudhuri . Her page bothers me always in Newsfeed
June 18, 2013 at 04:02PM via Facebook
Monday, June 17, 2013
If this world were ruled by WOMEN , then there would be no WAR. Countries will not talk with each other or gossip about others. ( via Kaveri Baisya )
June 18, 2013 at 10:43AM via Facebook
People say school days are the best. I beg to differ. I used to wake up at 5 am for tuitions. Then classes from 9 am to 2 pm. Again tuition. Plus weekly tests. Unit tests. Half yearly and Final exams. Fun came only through chasing LFS girls with some of the best guys in this planet
June 18, 2013 at 10:30AM via Facebook
MY DREAM: To roam in the streets of Islamabad smoking my favorite INDIA KINGS cigarette and throw the butt in front of ISI Headquarters
June 17, 2013 at 10:14PM via Facebook
The greatest journey is the one where you go in search of your love.
June 17, 2013 at 08:42PM via Facebook
A hostel can make a girl cry twice. First, when she comes there to stay. Second, when she leaves it forever
June 17, 2013 at 04:29PM via Facebook
Sunday, June 16, 2013
I am not interested in POLITICS. Its politics that is interested in me and run after me.
June 17, 2013 at 12:27AM via Facebook
Rajiv Shukla might be dropped from Union cabinet for IPL fiasco.
June 16, 2013 at 11:51PM via Facebook
Digvijay Singh has been given the charge of Andhra Pradesh where Telengana issue is fast becoming a major issue for Congress. It is a decision taken based on the need in that key state of Andhra Pradesh. The transfer of Digvijay Singh has nothing to do with Assam politics.
June 16, 2013 at 11:44PM via Facebook
Why do people in Facebook write Jadu Photography, Madhu Photography watermarked in their photos? Who is a " Professional Photographer " ?
June 16, 2013 at 04:59PM via Facebook
Always marry someone who can cooks well. Because love may die but hunger will come every few hours. ---- Mahatma Gogoi
June 16, 2013 at 02:57PM via Facebook
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Dear Males and Females, Why some of you get so irritated and attack me personally after reading my status updates. Please remember these 1. Bhaskar Gogoi is a NOBODY. 2. Bhaskar Gogoi did not steal your property 3. Bhaskar Gogoi did not RAPE you or any of your relatives. So, take a chill pill and enjoy. I never asked anyone to read my updates.
June 15, 2013 at 11:24PM via Facebook
Today CM Tarun Gogoi sir kicked all the people who are taking up cleanliness drive in Guwahati. He said that "Having the garbage shows that Guwahati is progressing" Thousand salute to CM sir and kick to the people who are cleaning Guwahati. CM sir is great.All others are fools
June 15, 2013 at 03:29PM via Facebook
Friday, June 14, 2013
Ladies and Gentleman. The much awaited ANIMAL KILLER is releasing on 1st July . Get ready to be stunned
June 15, 2013 at 12:14PM via Facebook
During Bihu, Vikramjit Kakati and myself tried to contact Rupam Konwar several times. We even went to his place and clicked pictures for photographic evidence. But Rupam Konwar did not MEET us. When Megha Kashyap came to Dibrugarh , he asked me himself when we are meeting so that he will also come. Rupam has time for VVIP but no time for poor people like me and Vikramjit . He is in Guwahati but so far not expressed any desire to meet Vikramjit da
June 15, 2013 at 09:59AM via Facebook
Extremely saddened by the audacity of Indian Army men who tried to molest an Assamese girl at New Dibrugarh Railway Station, Dibrugarh last night. One kick to these bastards who don the uniform and instead of fighting to protect the borders, they indulge in molesting women Megha Kashyap Shyamonto Dhekial Hazarika
June 14, 2013 at 08:51PM via Facebook
There is a Superman.Also known as Clark Klent. There is a Superfilm.Also known as MAN OF STEEL.
June 14, 2013 at 06:44PM via Facebook
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Shahrukh : Mere dictionary mein IMPOSSIBLE shabd hi nahin hain Deepika : Acchaa! Kahan se kharidi aisi bakwaas dictionary? #ChennaiExpress
June 13, 2013 at 05:13PM via Facebook
He was rejected for SUPERMAN RETURNS. Then ignored for Twilight's Edward role( it went to Pattinson) . To continue with rejections , he was rejected for Batman, which went to Christian Bale and also lost James Bond to Daniel Craig. But then some men refuse to lie down and wait for their time.And when destiny smiles, you have everything. The rejected actor finally landed a role of a lifetime as Superman in MAN OF STEEL. When you see Man of Steel, get inspired by the never say die attitude of the man who portrays Superman. HENRY CAVILL, you deserve thousand salutes
June 13, 2013 at 02:38PM via Facebook
Beautiful people of Dibrugarh. Man of Steel will be screened at Fun Cinemas from 9.45 am onwards. 3 shows for now. Maybe increased
June 13, 2013 at 01:27PM via Facebook
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Clark Kent of Smallville,Kansas apart from being a bespectacled, meek guy have a height of 5 ft 10 inch. When he becomes Superman, his height grows to 6 ft 3 inch. Hence, Lois Lane failed to deduce that Clark Kent is actually Superman. The only person, apart from his parents, who deduced that Clark Kent is Superman is BATMAN. #ManofSteel
June 13, 2013 at 07:27AM via Facebook
God gave us hot summers so that we enjoy chilled beer. God gave us cold winters so that we enjoy rum with warm water. God is Great
June 12, 2013 at 08:48PM via Facebook
Higher the mountain, more beautiful are the girls. That explains why Kashmiri and Nepali girls are so beautiful
June 12, 2013 at 04:13PM via Facebook
I must have done lots of crime in my past life, hence I got birth in this godforsaken Assam
June 12, 2013 at 03:03PM via Facebook
Kohli to Gambhir Kohli: Hello Gambhir: Bol Behn***d Kohli: Match dekha? Gambhir: Haaa Kohli: Ga**d mein daal apni opening position
June 12, 2013 at 11:09AM via Facebook
Monday, June 10, 2013
Whenever there is flood, fish eat the ants. When the river is dry, ants eat the fishes. TIME gives the opportunity to everybody.
June 10, 2013 at 08:12PM via Facebook
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Congratulations to Narendra Modi for being named BJP Campaign Committee Chief. In 1999, Modi came to Dibrugarh for election work.He travelled by Green Valley night super.In Dibrugarh, he stayed at Hotel Maurya. He held a meeting at under construction building in HS Road.Hardly 14 people were there. At afternoon, he went to Tinsukia by bus from Phoolbagan. Narendra Modi was then Gen Secy of BJP. I am no Modi fan. But I must give it to him for his frugality
June 09, 2013 at 02:14PM via Facebook
It's a Bird. It's a Plane It's SUPERMAN. I am dying to watch that amazing guy from Smallville. Man of Steel, 5 more days to go
June 09, 2013 at 01:55PM via Facebook
To the young girls who get approached by married men. Just remember this song O LAILA TERI LE LEGI , TU LIKHKE LELE
June 09, 2013 at 12:46PM via Facebook
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Two CROWS ---- Kaww Kaww Two GIRLS---- Awww Awww ------ Mahatma GOGOI
June 09, 2013 at 10:04AM via Facebook
Friday, June 7, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
There are some GREAT HUMAN BEINGS who have huge problems with me for without any valid reason. They ask my friends stupid questions about me.For example 1. What does he think of himself? Nijoke ki buli bhaabe? My answer--- I am the biggest CHUTIYA of Assam. Nijoke CHUTIYA buli bhaabu And
June 04, 2013 at 08:55PM via Facebook
Suggest me some fantastic books. Please do not irritate me by suggesting The Shiva Series, Inferno, Chetan Bhagat
June 04, 2013 at 02:44PM via Facebook
Monday, June 3, 2013
Sunday, June 2, 2013
What a brilliant ad. Heineken Beer http://youtu.be/UvvSAX-aIts
June 02, 2013 at 08:07PM via Facebook
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Happy Birthday to the most beautiful lady of all times. Marlyn Monroe
June 02, 2013 at 09:28AM via Facebook
A country which do not respect LOVERS and LABOURERS is doomed.
June 01, 2013 at 03:13PM via Facebook