May 31, 2013 at 08:08PM via Facebook
Friday, May 31, 2013
Caller: Vikramda kot ase? Vikramjit : Raastar kaakhor hotel ekhont khai asu Caller: Ki khai ase? Vikramjit: Salami, sandwich, spring roll Caller: Kot pai eibur? Vikramjit : Gateway Grandeur t Caller: Gateway khon tu daangor hotel Vikramjit : TAATE KI HOL? GS Road r kaashot nai neki? Caller Shocked. Vikramjit Kakati Rocked
May 31, 2013 at 06:12PM via Facebook
Mom took me to drawing classes.I still cannot draw anything. Papa sent me to cricket coaching.Had a fantastic career of carrying water bottles and tying shoelaces in around 200 matches. Singing = besura. Poetry = faaltu. But despite the best efforts of my parents my real talent thrived. You see, I am quite good a clown or joker
May 31, 2013 at 03:10PM via Facebook
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Everybody is writing Stop Smoking on World Tobacco Day. So I stopped. I stopped reading
May 31, 2013 at 11:41AM via Facebook
Kya Kabhi Savera Laata Hai Andhera Sukhi Syahi Deti Hai Gawahi Sadiyon Purani Aisi Ek Kahaani Reh Gayi ,Reh Gayi Ankahee Ankaheeee
May 31, 2013 at 09:12AM via Facebook
Arvind Mahankali wins Spelling Bee 2013. He spelled the word "knaidel" to win this
May 31, 2013 at 08:22AM via Facebook
All young people are told that their generation is bad and blah blah. In that case, go to Sankardeva Kalashetra's archives of old newspaper. There in a 1950 edition of AJIR ASOM you will find an article on how the youths of 1950 are misguided and getting worse. The youths of 1950s are now either very old or dead
May 30, 2013 at 10:43PM via Facebook
As Dr. Manmohan Singh got elected to Rajya Sabha for 5th term my mind waved off to great leader of Assam , Hiteshwar Saikia. It was Hiteshwar Saikia's idea to get Dr.Singh elected from Assam, knowing well in advance that Dr.Singh's future is bright. Thus he ensured a better future for Assam. At the same time, this visionary leader broke the backbone of ULFA by enabling the educated Ulfa members to come to mainstream.ULFA lost its intellectual brigade just because of Hiteswar Saikia. Wish he lived in these times
May 30, 2013 at 08:40PM via Facebook
I hope Rituparno Ghosh's SATYANEWSHI gets released. As per his twitter account he completed filming
May 30, 2013 at 05:35PM via Facebook
Karan Johar wants to be a father. Shahrukh Khan has been advised 6 weeks of rest. Two different news. But its nice to imagine
May 30, 2013 at 02:45PM via Facebook
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Greatest and Latest Assamese Song ( LA LA LAAHI DEHA ) by Mr. Rajkumar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYyf_PPbF1w
May 30, 2013 at 07:10AM via Facebook
Just back having the best pork stick of Upper Assam at Moung Phi Dhaba. Kudos to Santanu Gogoi
May 29, 2013 at 09:58PM via Facebook
Middle East Respiratory Symptom coronavirus (MERS -co) now labelled as a global THREAT by WHO
May 29, 2013 at 04:20PM via Facebook
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
A wise brother of mine told me that girls love poetry and that I should try my hand in poetry to be lucky. But then I cannot write poetry. I can only give Facebook password, iPad, iPhone, gold jewellery, Macbook , branded clothes, cosmetics to the girl who will love me.
May 28, 2013 at 06:42PM via Facebook
Some girls are so beautiful that even if they come to kill me I will happily accept death
May 28, 2013 at 06:04PM via Facebook
Monday, May 27, 2013
No matter what the world say about Narayanaswami Srinivasan, I am a huge fan of this guy. 1. He owns CSK and at the same time is BCCI President. 2. He showed thengaa to Rajiv Shukla, Arun Jaitley and Sharad Pawar 3. He dumped his own son in law when it became a disadvantage. 4. Just showed the world that he is the boss and will remain so, no matter what
May 27, 2013 at 11:27PM via Facebook
I am not afraid of any enemy or critic. I am only afraid of LOVE. I have been cheated and stabbed by people I loved.
May 27, 2013 at 11:09PM via Facebook
Scandal in AMWAY. The Country Head of Amway India arrested for fraud
May 27, 2013 at 08:37PM via Facebook
You peepal taalk abaat laav. Why not talk about SEKS ? Seks is aalso aan impaataant matter
May 27, 2013 at 07:29PM via Facebook
Sunday, May 26, 2013
The biggest question in the MUMBAI INDIANS team right now is--- Who will lift Ambani's fat son?
May 27, 2013 at 12:01AM via Facebook
You can fix an OVER A match.Perhaps a tournament. But the cheers and the cries of the fans all around. That sir, no man can FIX
May 26, 2013 at 08:40PM via Facebook
You can fix an over You can fix a match.Perhaps a tournament. But sir, can ever FIX the loud cheer of the FANS. That comes from the heart
May 26, 2013 at 08:34PM via Facebook
Saturday, May 25, 2013
A friend is the person who gives you chilled beer in summer and Old Monk with hot water in winter. ----MAHATMA GOGOI
May 25, 2013 at 08:35PM via Facebook
Enterprising Assamese youth must follow this man Shyamkanu Mahanta . He left a plush job in US and started own venture in Assam. Most importantly , in the cultural front, started Sankardeva Movement and its because of him that NCERT will include a chapter on Sankardeva. He is doing all these despite severe shortcomings and business unfriendly atmosphere in Assam. A glaring example of KHATI AXOMIYA.
May 25, 2013 at 06:41PM via Facebook
Friday, May 24, 2013
Samsung Galaxy S3 price reduced to Rs 23,000 Samsung Galaxy Grand now available at MRP Rs 16,500
May 25, 2013 at 07:05AM via Facebook
Mahendra Singh Dhoni and Suresh Raina involved in spot fixing as per Gurunath Meiyappan. I hope he is lying
May 24, 2013 at 11:43PM via Facebook
Where can I get good books in Sylheti and Mymensingia language? I need them so that my children do not have language problem in Assam in future
May 24, 2013 at 10:26PM via Facebook
Major development in Indian Army. Several promotions across the board
May 24, 2013 at 08:10PM via Facebook
The biggest "matchfixer" in Indian cricket is Sunil Gavaskar. He fixed his sister Kavita's match with Gundappa Vishwanath
May 24, 2013 at 02:50PM via Facebook
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Mumbai Police, Chennai Gaye Lene "Guru" ka Gyaan Guruji apne leeladhaari Ho Gaye Antardhyan
May 24, 2013 at 07:45AM via Facebook
E. Srinivisan is the only example of owning the bakery,having the cake and eating it too
May 23, 2013 at 09:53PM via Facebook
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
The reason why men are HENPECKED is that men prefer PEACEFUL DICTATORSHIP over TURMOILED DEMOCRACY ( inspired from another post)
May 21, 2013 at 10:16AM via Facebook
HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHETHER A GIRL LOVES YOU OR YOU ARE JUST A FRIEND? 1.The girl is totally free with you.There is no nervousness. 2. She suggests other girls for you. 3. She will ask for favours.A lot. 4. Worse, she brings another girl with her to meet you. 5. She do not laugh at your jokes. 6. She keeps calling you "friend" 7. She avoids going out with you in known dating spots 8. She keeps talking about other guys. IF anyone of them is correct, then my boy you are just a friend. Run away from that girl. Girlfriends will come and go but time only goes
May 20, 2013 at 09:18PM via Facebook
Sunday, May 19, 2013
After KKR match last nite Gambhir : Hello Kohli: Bol behn***d Gambhir : G***d mein dal Gayle aur tere 600 runs ( via Ani Guha)
May 20, 2013 at 11:38AM via Facebook
Happy Higher Secondary results to all the Engineering Colleges of BANGALORE. Kharkhua parents are ready with money
May 19, 2013 at 11:41PM via Facebook
Some months ago, Navanil Barua sir expressed his inclination for teaching.When I was sitting in his chamber,he got a teaching offer. Megha Kashyap 's passport was in a deadlock. When I met her , her passport interview went through successfully. Navin Sharma 's wedding got fixed while he was sitting with me. YOU SEE, I AM A LUCKY CHARM. MY PRESENCE NEAR YOU BRING GOOD LUCK. Now, imagine, how lucky my WIFE would be
May 19, 2013 at 09:17PM via Facebook
If you ask a KHARKHUA girl to date you, you get the marriage kaamur for free
May 19, 2013 at 08:41PM via Facebook
Saturday, May 18, 2013
One fine morning , a businessman from Dibrugarh got the wild idea to start a college which will beat Cotton College in Higher Secondary level. It was an over the top ambition and trust me, his college languished for many years.And then came the ranks in HS.Then again and again and again. And one fine morning Ashwini Dowerah's SALT BROOK ACADEMY beat Cotton College in its fiefdom. Tomorrow, with the HS results out, I am sure SBA will come out with flying colours. All credit will go to Ashwini sir and his relentless pursuit of the dreams.
May 19, 2013 at 10:02AM via Facebook
At the rate BOGIBEEL BRIDGE is being made, I am sure by the time it is complete it can be safely named BHASKAR PAPUKAN SETU
May 18, 2013 at 08:56PM via Facebook
Tarun Saikia becomes the first Assamese to climb Mount Everest. Will our news channels focus on this man please
May 18, 2013 at 06:38PM via Facebook
Friday, May 17, 2013
Piya tose Naina laage rey, Naina laage rey, Jaane kya ho abb aage rey
May 18, 2013 at 09:20AM via Facebook
My childhood friend Sudhanshu Shekhar gives a soulful rendition to TUM HI HO. Do listen and keep in mind its home recorded.Way to go.Next time in Dibrugarh, you will get a treat from me for this song https://soundcloud.com/sudhanshu-shekhar/tum-hi-ho-aashiqui-2-the-sud#play
May 17, 2013 at 06:57PM via Facebook
There is a reason why Prithviraj Sukumaran dislodged Mammotty and Mohanlal from pinnacle of Malayalam filmdom.He is an extraordinary actor. His second Bollywood film AURANGZEB which stars Arjun Kapoor is without doubt the best film from Bollywood in 2013. Superlative performances, awesome direction takes AURANGZEB to a high pedestral. Do not miss this blinder of a movie.
May 17, 2013 at 06:28PM via Facebook
Happy HSLC results to all the BIKE dealers of Assam. Kharkhuas will now give bike to the junior kharkhuas for passing matriculation
May 17, 2013 at 02:36PM via Facebook
Thursday, May 16, 2013
A girl from Little Flower School, Dibrugarh got 2nd rank in Matric. She will go to NASA on trip. Don Bosco School boys go to SATYANASA
May 17, 2013 at 10:47AM via Facebook
The worst thing about matric result is RANKHOLDERS. In interviews , they say big big things. Very few really do something big in later life
May 16, 2013 at 10:54PM via Facebook
Bangladesh's news media reports that CYCLONE MAHASEN fizzled out. No major damages in Bangladesh. That means nothing will happen in Assam.
May 16, 2013 at 07:27PM via Facebook
People say, A good girl will come to my life. Met Dept says, Cyclone Mahasen will come. It seems ,the good girl and the cyclone ,both lost way
May 16, 2013 at 06:41PM via Facebook
Buying a SLR by every kharkhua in every street is like Sanjay Dutt possessing AK47 but not killing a single person
May 16, 2013 at 04:22PM via Facebook
Cyclone Mahasen now degraded to TROPICAL DEPRESSION. Brahmaputra Valley might only see continous rains. Barak Valley might be affected.
May 16, 2013 at 04:08PM via Facebook
These days when I see a guy saying sugary things to his girl , this song plays in my mind--- O LAILA teri LE LEGI Tu likh ke le le
May 16, 2013 at 03:29PM via Facebook
Kamrup District Administration setup CONTROL ROOM for Cyclone Mahasen. 1070 is the tollfree number
May 16, 2013 at 02:03PM via Facebook
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
ROHINGYA MUSLIMS Probably you have not heard of them.They are native of Rakhine state of Myanmar. In 2012, they underwent massive ethnic cleansing in the hands of Buddhists.Bangladesh offered them asylum after mounting international pressure.They were settled in coastal areas of Cox's Bazaar. As Cyclone Mahasen makes landfall, these refugee camps of Rohingyas are the first to bear the brunt. Caught between HELL and HIGH WATER Rohingya Muslims are the most unfortunate people in the world today. I can only pray for these hapless souls :(
May 16, 2013 at 11:28AM via Facebook
One kick to all the Kharkhuas who are attacking Dr.Manmohan Singh. No PM has released funds for Assam as much as Dr.Singh. Its due to inefficiency of our own kharkhuas that funds go back unutilised.Only NRHM is efficient in this matter. What more do you want from the PM , my dear kharkhuas?
May 16, 2013 at 08:43AM via Facebook
Navanil Barua , did well in studies.Went to GMC and then to AIIMS to study the toughest branch of medical science, neurosurgery. As a neurosurgeon ,he performed thousands of operations.Saved life. Decades of hard work. But on 3rd May, 2013 something amazing happened. PRIME NEWS invited him to a talk show and flashed his name as MONUROG BISHESHAGYA i.e PSYCHIATRIST This is the power of KHARKHUA. Can turn a neurosurgeon to psychiatrist in matter of minutes.
May 15, 2013 at 11:04PM via Facebook
যোৰহাটৰ দেবীচৰণ বৰুৱা মহাবিদ্যালয়ৰ ছাত্ৰী সকলে এজন মানুহক ৰাজহুৱা স্থানত নিজৰ গোপন অংগ প্ৰদৰ্শন কৰাৰ বাবে মাৰপিট কৰিলে , জানিব পৰা মতে মানুহ্জন মানসিক ভাৰসাম্যহীন | এজন মানসিক ভাবে বিকাৰগ্ৰস্থক আক্ৰমন কৰি কি পালে বাৰু ? অন্য দৃষ্টিৰে যদি কোনো মানসিক ভাবে বিকাৰগ্ৰস্থ মহিলাই তেওঁৰ গোপন অংগ প্ৰদৰ্শন কৰাৰ ববে কিছু যুবকে যদি মাৰধৰ কৰিলে হ্য় , তেতিয়া বাৰু আমাৰ প্ৰতিক্ৰিয়া কেনেধৰণৰ হ’ল হেতেন ?
May 15, 2013 at 04:50PM via Facebook
Nagaland Govt issued high alert for CYCLONE MAHASEN. Govt of Assam have not issued any alert so far.
May 15, 2013 at 12:39PM via Facebook
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Since 2004, Matric results are available in SMS. Now why everybody from CM onwards is worried. For 9 years ,Kharkhuas were sleeping or what?
May 15, 2013 at 10:59AM via Facebook
Monday, May 13, 2013
Big News in New York Times ANGELINA JOLIE underwent preventive double mastectomy. It means her BOOBS are removed. No boobs for Jolie :(
May 14, 2013 at 12:11PM via Facebook
Pyaar se darr nahin lagta hain, Shaadi ke naam se hi phattt jaati hain.
May 13, 2013 at 08:12PM via Facebook
She remembers me by posting my poem as her update. But sweetheart block my friends before plagiarising
May 13, 2013 at 02:52PM via Facebook
Sunday, May 12, 2013
While rest of India suffers in summer heat, in Dibrugarh people are still wearing sweaters
May 12, 2013 at 11:01PM via Facebook
TIME magazine came out with the best countries for mothers. Leading the world is FINLAND. Congo is the worst
May 12, 2013 at 09:40PM via Facebook
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Mr. Rajkumar's latest song from ANIMAL KILLER. Do not miss it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-xeIEqVGNs
May 12, 2013 at 08:27AM via Facebook
Friday, May 10, 2013
Love is comforting,nice,divine But some lovers are pain in the ass
May 11, 2013 at 11:17AM via Facebook
Dedicated to people of Guwahati MahaSagar------ BOROXUN is poring, Umbrella is nothing, Ot Pisoling Tot Pisoling, How can I coming?
May 11, 2013 at 09:47AM via Facebook
PETER BELANGER Probably you have not heard his name.You do not know what he do but if you are reading this update, there is certainty that you have seen his works. He is a photographer.He is the official photographer of APPLE. All the pictures of iPhone,iPad,Mac you see in the cover and in ads are shot by him. BTW he uses CANON 5D MARK III to click all these pictures
May 10, 2013 at 10:26PM via Facebook
Thursday, May 9, 2013
He discovered the forest man of India JADAV PAYENG He covered ARMSTRONG PAME's historic road. Reforms in PASSPORT issue came after his series of articles Most people of Assam do not know about this young man.But in his short commentariat career he has achieved what only a few Indian journalists achieved in their entire career. The man is Manimugdha Sharma
May 10, 2013 at 12:15PM via Facebook
When my girlfriend left me, I was hurt and was depressed. But as days passed I saw my good friends being harassed by their girlfriends for marriage. After seeing the wedding dramas of the girls , all convent educated , I am thanking my stars and my God for saving my life from such harassment. Trust me, there is no big KAAMUR in this world other than a girl repeatedly harassing you to marry her.
May 10, 2013 at 08:49AM via Facebook
This is without doubt the best website I have seen in my life http://world.time.com/timelapse/
May 09, 2013 at 10:25PM via Facebook
RESERVATION Let us consider two boys.One boy is given all the facilities in the world.Everyday he practises 2kms running. Another boy is kept chained for all day and night. One fine day you release the chained boy and ask him to race against the well trained boy.Do you think it will be FAIR? Definitely you will have to give special concessions to the just unchained boy. Thats what reservation is. In the season of admissions and entrance results my young friends should remember this before scoffing at reservation
May 09, 2013 at 09:03PM via Facebook
Four boys were late for examination. On being questioned by the Principal, they said a tyre of their car punctured. Principal made them sit in four different rooms and let them sit for examination. However, they were given to answer one question. WHICH TYRE PUNCTURED? #oldjoke
May 09, 2013 at 12:34PM via Facebook
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Very soon a chapter on Srimanta Sankardeva will be in NCERT syllabus. Only three men can claim credit for it. 1.Shyamkanu Mahanta , who left aside his business and ran pillar to post in Delhi to make it happen. 2. Himanta Biswa Sarma, who consistently supported behind the scenes to enable it. 3. CM Tarun Gogoi, who threw his weight behind Mr.Mahanta and gave the necessary political pressure. Any other person claiming credit for it is lying. On that note, Sankardeva Movement will be in Bangalore on 1st June
May 09, 2013 at 10:13AM via Facebook
He had a lacklustre playing career in Scotland.It was followed by unsuccessful managerial stints in several football teams. Opened two bars in Glasgow. Finally Aberdeen happened and he got offers from Arsenal, Totenham Hotspur and the down and out Manchester United. On November 6,1986 he got appointed as Manager of ManU. And what a manager he was. Sir Ferguson, take a bow
May 08, 2013 at 10:43PM via Facebook
Laxman Savadi of BJP wins again. Why did I update about him? He is that THARKI MLA who watched PORN in Assembly
May 08, 2013 at 02:06PM via Facebook
SUPREME COURT OF INDIA DIRECTS ASSAM GOVT TO UPDATE NRC BY 8th JULY ,2013
May 08, 2013 at 12:38PM via Facebook
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
First they will laugh at Swargadeo Then they will fight with Swargadeo And then Swargadeo will win
May 08, 2013 at 12:17PM via Facebook
I hope and I am hoping like mad that my fellow Bosconian and Dibrugarhiite Justice Ranjan Gogoi will give a historic judgement on NRC update in Assam. At 10.30am today the 8th of May,2013 he and Justice Srivastava will be in final stages of the NRC case filed by Assam Public Works
May 08, 2013 at 10:17AM via Facebook
ভন্টী তুমি কিয়্ মোলৈ থাকা চাই চাই থাকো মইও হেপাহ ন'পলাই Mr. Rajkumar's next superhit song
May 08, 2013 at 08:00AM via Facebook
If you can spare some time watch DHONI, a Tamil film. Its about a lower middle class man whose son want to become like Dhoni. The trials and tribulations of the father in fulfilling his son's dreams forms the cruz of the story. Like the Indian captain, DHONI the film is beautiful
May 07, 2013 at 10:53PM via Facebook
NSUI has taken disciplinary action against three Office Bearers of Mumbai NSUI unit for misbehaving with some senior members of the organization; thereby breach of organizational code of conduct. Mr.Suraj Thakur, President Mumbai NSUI; Mr.Hitendra Gandhi, National Delegate and Mr.Vicky Vhatkar, State General Secretary have been suspended from their organizational positions for a temporary period. The decision will be further reviewed after a month. NSUI dismisses all the news reports of the alleged ‘nude party’ at an organizational function. There was no such incident at any of the organizational functions in Mumbai and there is absolutely no basis to these reports
May 07, 2013 at 04:03PM via Facebook
Monday, May 6, 2013
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT. Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.. Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD. Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET. Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE. Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES. Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING.. Thats it! Thereafter, man discovered and invented a lot of things... WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !!
May 07, 2013 at 10:52AM via Facebook
According to facebook, You can have 5000 friends You can have as many Close Friends But you can have only 5 TRUSTED FRIENDS. When your account gets locked or inaccesible , facebook will send a security code to your chosen TRUSTED FRIENDS. Your trusted friends can help you recover your account. Go to Account Settings>Security Settings> Trusted Contacts to choose your TRUSTED FRIENDS
May 06, 2013 at 03:05PM via Facebook
Last month, Vikramjit Kakati and I went to Singpho Dhaba to have a feast on pork.We paid around Rs 1500 and we had the worst pork ever. Last saturday, again Vikramda and I went to eat pork.This time in Kitchen Bar and Restaurant near Newslive Building, in the heart of Guwahati. I had the best pork ever.And it cost us just Rs 550. I highly recommend that place for those who love their pork.
May 06, 2013 at 02:57PM via Facebook
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Thursday, May 2, 2013
India is like a good middle aged NUN. Pakistan is like the STREET PROSTITUTE who lives near the NUN. USA is the rich don who calls the NUN his sister but secretly fucks the prostitute. He visits the NUN's house.He never visits the prostitute's house but secretly send her money and gifts. Keeping up to the character of the prostitute, she disturbs the NUN and throw her garbage quite often. The NUN complains to the DON but he does little. Thats India, Pakistan and USA for you. In case you are missing China. He is the land grabber near the NUN's house.And he too fucks the prostitute. The don and the land grabber risk having AIDS
May 02, 2013 at 06:16PM via Facebook
Higher Secondary TET result to be announced tomorrow at 12.30 PM
May 02, 2013 at 03:40PM via Facebook